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If at first you don't succeed quotes

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)
- Darynda Jones

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong. Learn from the experience. Try again, but with a different approach.
- Steve Maraboli

If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.
- Banksy

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.
- Michael Chang

A motto I've adopted is, if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.
- Billy Collins

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
- Marcelene Cox

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
- W C Fields

If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha
- Lisi Harrison

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
- Mark Hoppus

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.
- Diana Wynne Jones

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
- Alan Lewis

If at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice
- Jayce O Neal

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
- William Lyon Phelps

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
- Charlie Sheen

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
- Henny Youngman

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