Skip to main content

If at first you don't succeed quotes

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)
- Darynda Jones

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
- Steven Wright

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong. Learn from the experience. Try again, but with a different approach.
- Steve Maraboli

If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.
- Banksy

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.
- Michael Chang

A motto I've adopted is, if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.
- Billy Collins

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
- Marcelene Cox

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
- W C Fields

If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha
- Lisi Harrison

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
- Mark Hoppus

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.
- Diana Wynne Jones

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
- Alan Lewis

If at first you don't succeed, try to eat a big lunch and take a nap...er wait, no... #badadvice
- Jayce O Neal

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
- William Lyon Phelps

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
- Charlie Sheen

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
- Henny Youngman

Popular posts from this blog

Wall Street Journal Quotes

I became a larger than life figure for one reason only. When you're quoted in the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'New York Times,' constantly as the expert in the business people assume you're a lot bigger than you are. And then I had to run like hell to catch up with my own image. - Barbara Corcoran In two days he saw Rupert Murdoch, his son James, and the management of their Wall Street Journal; Arthur Sulzberger Jr. and the top executives at the New York Times; and executives at Time, Fortune, and other Time Inc. magazines. "I would love to help quality journalism," he later said. "We can't depend on bloggers for our news. - Walter Isaacson I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street Journal' and doing odd jobs. I love plumbing and carpentry. - David Lynch Creative work is often driven by pain. It may be that if you don't have something in the back of your head driving you nuts, you may not do anything. It's not a good ...

Fat Person Quotes

She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. - Terry Pratchett I sensed immediately that he'd once been overweight. He moved with a fat person's tiptoey apology. - Jennifer Egan I feel self-conscious calling my cat fat in front of a fat person, considering I'm skinny and inconsiderate. - Jarod Kintz I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for. - Kelly Osbourne Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! - Daniel Pinkwater