Americans have an inability to relax into sheer pleasure.Ours is an entertainment seeking-nation, but not necessarily a pleasure-seeking one....This is the cause of that great sad American stereotype- the overstressed executive who goes on vacation, but who cannot relax. - Elizabeth Gilbert My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. - Gary Allan The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. That's approaching evil. - Jeff Bezos I'm pleased to have outsold great writers. But I'm not insane - I realize I am a writer people buy to take on vacation. - Maeve Binchy I was very pleased, obviously, to have outsold such great writers. But I'm not insane - I do realize that I am a popular writer who people buy to take on vacation. - Maeve Binchy On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches wh...

The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire life is scheduled from morning to night, and when I'm on vacation, there is no schedule. - Kelly Clarkson It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me. - Celine Dion I'm going on vacation, and I'm leaving my clone in charge. I'll be gone, but I'll be here. - Jarod Kintz I knew you were going on vacation, so I knitted you a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted you. - Jarod Kintz