A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. - Scott Adams If the whole world is evil, then the tragedy that befell you is justified," she went on. "That would make it easier for you to accept the deaths of your wife and daughters. But if good people do exist, then, however much you deny it, your life will be unbearable; because fate set a trap for you, and you know you didn't deserve it. It isn't the light you want to recover, it's the certainty that there is only darkness. - Paulo Coelho It was a strange thing, to still be in love with your wife and to not know if you liked her. What would happen when this was all over? Could you forgive someone if she hurt you and the people you love, if she truly believed she was only trying to help? I had filed for divorce, but that ...

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?" (...) A sigh of longing. "To be honest, I wanted to be ruler of the entire world. Or the ruler's trophy wife. - Gena Showalter The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. - John Grisham While I appear to be happy and giggling, rest assured that inside I am sad. And angry. Like that one timeFeb 14, 1997, at 1:47 pm to be exactwhen John Beaverthief stole my girlfriend. He snatched her from the shelf of my life like she was a trophy wife. But she was no trophy; she was more of a maquette. - Jarod Kintz I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I've ever won is a fourth-place ribbon in the fourth grade. I'd treat her well, and I wouldn't let her get too dusty on the shelf. - Jarod Kintz I want a trophy wife. I'll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing a gun that shoots love, not bullets.) - Jarod Kintz

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. - Geoffrey Chaucer We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.' -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of daughter Annie - Deborah Heiligman When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them. - Ramakrishna there are no houses to wife. only window seats to occupy when the weather needs changing & waters to flow past our ankles on Sundays as we fish. - Darnell Lamont Walker

And when wind and winter harden All the loveless land, It will whisper of the garden, You will understand. (excerpt from "To My Wife") - Oscar Wilde As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. - Julian Barnes I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. - David Boreanaz Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens to the walls. I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough it'll make sense. And I want you to teach me to understand what I read. - Ray Bradbury Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it. - Sandra Brown I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in ...

I want to see my wife and children every day, I want to see my grass and blossoms and corn... But above all, except the wife and children, I want to see my books. - John Adams Being a domestic man, John decidedly missed the wifely attentions he had been accustomed to receive, but as he adored his babies, he cheerfully relinquished his comfort for a time, supposing with masculine ignorance that peace would soon be restored. - Louisa May Alcott I already had a feeling I was screwed, seeing I was in sacrificial virgin attire and in a corral. But now I was thinking I was way screwed. My attention focused back on her when she went on to say in a dire tone, The Wife Hunt. - Kristen Ashley Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. - David Bailey Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. - James M Barrie Not too many people can afford for ...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. - Samuel Johnson There speaks the passion and the rebellion that go with red hair. My second wife had red hair. She was a beautiful woman, and she loved me. Strange, is it not? I have always admired red-haired women. Your hair is very beautiful. There are other things I like about you. Your spirit, your courage; the fact that you have a mind of your own. - Agatha Christie My second wife - I was still young then - she left me, and I made the mistake of winning her back. It took me years to lose her again after that. She was a good woman. It is not easy to lose a good woman. If one must marry it is better to marry a bad woman. - Graham Greene To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man! - El...

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. - Carroll Bryant This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this? - John Corwin

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food. - Willie Aames My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me. - Willie Aames Nobody makes me laugh like my wife. - Willie Aames Wish you were with him?' Volfier frowned sideways. 'I wish we'd won at Ospria, then the choice wouldn't have come up. But then I wish my wife hadn't fucked the baker while I was away in the Union on campaign three years ago. Wishing don't change nothing.' Shivers grinned, and tapped at his metal eye with a fingernail. 'That there is a fact. - Joe Abercrombie I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. - Don Adams I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three second...

My worst mistake has been not grasping that time goes by. It was going by and there I was, set in the attitude of the ideal wife of an ideal husband. Instead of bringing our sexual relationship to life again I brooded happily over memories of our former nights together. - Simone De Beauvoir An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. - Sacha Guitry An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. - Booth Tarkington

The love of a man for his wife, his child, of the land where he lives and works, is for me the real meaning of mystical experience. - Edward Abbey When Matussem Ramoud opened his eyes each morning, his wife would still not be there. - Diana Abu Jaber The world is large," said Okonkwo. "I have even heard that in some tribes a man's children belong to his wife and her family." "That cannot be," said Machi. "You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies. - Chinua Achebe He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. - Douglas Adams God I loved Sammy. I'd considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. - Darynda Jones They had come for us in the night. Hey had come expecting a lot of blood. They had come with all their gear. Their rubber overshoes and their nylon bodysuits. Their knives, their hammer, their bag of nails. Th...