The worst advice I ever received from my dad was to play by the book. - Dimebag Darrell Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people. - J B Priestley

One last word of advice, though, Mr. Okada, though you may not want to hear this. There are things in this world it is better not to know about. Of course, those are the very things that people most want to know about. It's strange. - Haruki Murakami A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid. - Heather Brewer We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it. - Louisferdinand Celine You are a young man," she said, nodding. "Take a word of advice, even from three foot nothing. Try not to associate bodily defects with mental, my good friend, except for a solid reason. - Charles Dickens Can I give you a word of advice?" Lucy asked. "I suppose so." "You have a great French accent. If a guy asks ...

Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the lady's cart, and say, "Great. Maybe you can do a better job." Real mothers know that it's okay to eat cold pizza for breakfast. Real mothers admit it is easier to fail at this job than to succeed. - Jodi Picoult So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: "Is this person in between me and what I want to do?" If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you're in charge, don't hire the people who were jerky to you. - Tina Fey To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to do or that he can't do i...

Somewhere along the way, without me even noticing, I grew up Alex. For once, I couldn't take advice from anyone around me about what I should or shouldn't do. I couldn't go running to mum and dad and I can't compare my marriage to anybody else's, we all follow our own rules. - Cecelia Ahern I never take advice, good or bad. That would only encourage more of it. - Lisa Kleypas There is hardly a man on earth who will take advice unless he is certain that it is positively bad. - John Burroughs When you take advice from a cat, there are always consequences. - Elora Bishop Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! - George Bernard Shaw The brain may take advice, but not the heart, and love, having no geography, knows no boundaries: weight and sink it deep, no matter, it will rise and find the surface: and why not? any love is natural and beautiful that lies within a person's nature; only hypocrites would ho...

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will) - Cassandra Clare Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs. - Cassandra Clare The moment his hand closed about the stone, light blazed from it again, raying out through his fingers. For the first time Tessa saw that he had a design on the back of his hand, drawn there as if in black ink. It looked like an open eye. "As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate it never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs. - Cassa...

Marriage is something that needs to be worked on every day. I don't know if I'm the one to give marital advice since I've only been married for a little over a year, but marriage is certainly easier if you are open, trusting and loving. - Emily Blunt We talk. Darlene worries aloud that her husband works with a lot of attractive young women; she herself is fourty. I tell her it's not about age. "Little thing called character," I say, thinking, Accepting marital advice from me: the height of lunacy. - Suzanne Finnamore

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. - Franklin P Jones It was not possible to broadcast any of that because of an agreement between Jackson and the family. Our legal advice was that we could not broadcast it. - Martin Bashir It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house. - Warren E Burger

A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters. - A Lee Martinez Fans will praise you, scold you, and offer helpful advice. Fans will also defend you. - Charley Pride

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it. - Bill Cosby At the very time when we have been boasting of our enlightenment and knowledge and understanding, there is this tragic breakdown in personal relationships.... For instance, we now have to have Marriage Guidance classes. Up to this century men and women were married without this expert advice which now seems to be so essential. - D Martyn Lloyd Jones Wait, that's your idea? That's your expert advice? You're going to tell these novelists to just keep going? You're going to tell these honest, earnest writers: You gotta have faith? Those are George Michael lyrics, asshole. If they wanted that pep talk, they could just hang out inside a mall elevator. - Karen Russell

What exists outside is a man's concern; let no woman give advice; and do no mischief within doors. - Aeschylus It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity to give advice and to rebuke the sufferer. - Aeschylus We question ourselves through others by way of stories, advice, and gestures; and we receive our answers form listening to others reactions - Jeremy Aldana You should read books like you take medicine, by advice, and not by advertisement. - John Ruskin The future could go this way, that way. The future's futures have never looked so rocky. Don't put money on it. Take my advice and stick to the present. It's the real stuff, the only stuff, it's all there is, the present, the panting present. - Martin Amis Take my advice and live for a long, long time. Because the maddest thing a man can do is this life is to let himself die. - Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra Pension reforms, like investment advice and automatic enrollment, will stre...

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid. - Heather Brewer We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it. - Louisferdinand Celine You are a young man," she said, nodding. "Take a word of advice, even from three foot nothing. Try not to associate bodily defects with mental, my good friend, except for a solid reason. - Charles Dickens Can I give you a word of advice?" Lucy asked. "I suppose so." "You have a great French accent. If a guy asks you to wear a French maid's costume, kick him in the shin." "Especially if it's one of my brothers" Solange agreed. - Alyxandra Harvey If you don't mind a word of advice, one never asks a lady to set her own price. If you have t...

As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." (Will) - Cassandra Clare Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs. - Cassandra Clare The moment his hand closed about the stone, light blazed from it again, raying out through his fingers. For the first time Tessa saw that he had a design on the back of his hand, drawn there as if in black ink. It looked like an open eye. "As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate it never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs. - Cassa...