As a kid, Vix had had some warped idea that grownup meant having a job and living on your own. It meant no one could tell you what to eat, or what to wear, or how to behave. It meant that it was okay to have sex with guys. What a joke! - Judy Blume He'd assumed that you went to school because you had to learn things, starting off with the easy stuff and moving on to the bigger issues, and once you'd learned them that was it, the way ahead opened up and thereafter life was simple and straightforward. What a joke. The older he got, the more complicated and obscure everything became. - Mary Lawson What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. - Marie Lu Once you figure out what a joke everything is, being the comedian's the only thing makes sense. - Alan Moore Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. - Alan Moore They all think any minute I'm going to com...

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. - Theodor Adorno The joke's on them. One little hypodermic wont' be enough. Split a piece of wood, and they'll find me. Lift up a stone, and they'll find me. Look in the mirror, and they'll find me...If you really want to know what makes someone a killer, ask yourself what would make you do it. - Jodi Picoult I have never fit into this town, this marriage, this skin. I am the child who was picked last to play tag; I am the girl who laughed although she did not get the joke; I am the piecemeal part of you that you pretend doesn't exist, except it is all I am, all the time. - Jodi Picoult And spare me the jokes about scoring." "Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?" "It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts." "So, ninety-five percent of the time. - Cassandra Cla...

Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the Silent City, making toasted cheese-" "I hope they play charades," said Tessa Dryly. "It would seem to take advantage of their natural talents. - Cassandra Clare Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? - Rita Rudner It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. - Rick Riordan Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on their bodies from years of living- a trail of life left on them. Evidence of all the adventures and sleepless nights and practical jokes and heartbreaks that had made them who they are. - Katherine Center He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a...

This guilt is a joke, and it's exhausting to watch you martyr yourself. - Ann Aguirre There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. - Mose Allison Here's a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don't touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her. - Jay Asher I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. - Dave Attell I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. - Dave Attell If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. - Rita Rudner He felt as if he had told a joke and they had missed the punchline and were leaning to him, wating for the kicker, the all-illuminating kicker that is found only in jokes; or as if someone had asked, "How you doing?" an...

The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. they had become stories - Stephen Chbosky What's painful is that what you had together, all your inside jokes and favorite restaurants and that movie you both loved but everyone else hatedthat's gone, and there's no replacement for it, you never replicate it, never get to have it ever again... - Kim Culbertson The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun. - Margot Kidder Joel sat back in his chair and laughed at what seemed to be an inside joke, one in which I wanted very much to be let in on. An amiable smile stretched across his lips quoted by perfect dimples. I stared at him wanting nothing more than to indulge myself in that smile. - Shawn Kirsten Maravel I can't be sure, of course, but I'd compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little ins...

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. - Muhammad Ali Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. - Muhammad Ali My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw Wait," I said looking around. "How do we get off of this thing and onto the island?" Criminy's mouth compressed into a thin line. Then his lips started to twitch. Then he started to shake. And then he cackled, head thrown back, as if it was the funniest joke he'd ever heard. "Darling, I have no idea whatsoever," he said, "I didn't think that far ahead. - Delilah S Dawson

I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face. - Hank Aaron I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. - Don Adams This guilt is a joke, and it's exhausting to watch you martyr yourself. - Ann Aguirre I'm going out with Colin Osgood today, and he's meeting me here. If you start making kissy noises, I will strip you of all your coffee privileges. Rachel pretended to think seriously about it, then asked, "Can I make a joke?" "No." "A limerick?" "No." " Can I hum the "Wedding March" as you leave?" "No. - Sarah Addison Allen There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. - Mose Allison...