Brendan Harris loved everyone now because he loved Katie and Katie loved him. Brendan loved traffic and smog and the sound of jackhammers. He loved his worthless old man who hadn't sent him a single birthday or Christmas card since he'd walked out on Brendan and his mother when Brendan was six. He loved Monday mornings, sitcoms that couldn't make a retard laugh, and standing in line at the RMV. He even loved his job, though he wouldn't be going in ever again. - Dennis Lehane I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life. I love my baby, so I love getting to wake up with him. And I have the most amazing job, with writing that any actor would love and costars who I can't wait to see on Monday mornings. And I love coming home to my husband. - Julianna Margulies On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. - H Allen Smith

Suppose that you didn't make your Easter duty and it's Pentecost Sunday, the last day, and you're on a ship at sea. And the chaplain goes into a coma! But you wanted to receive. And then it's Monday, too late... But then you cross the International Date Line! Would that then be a sin then, Father? - George Carlin Tomorrow's Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it's Monday, and I don't eat breakfast. - Jarod Kintz It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. - Scott Westerfeld