... she called it a paper town. Like, you know, everything so fake and flimsy. - John Green With Los Angeles, it's kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it's marvelous, and sometimes I think it's a dump. It's so fake and I can't deal with how fake it is. - Joe Elliott Hollywood is so fake and people need to realize that people are just people, and you, too, don't need to be born into something or have money or have whatever product someone is hawking on you. - Katy Perry I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that. - Regis Philbin

It's not fake is it?" Jasper asked softly and Layne studied his son thinking he had vastly underestimated Jasper too. "It was, Jas, it isn't anymore." Jasper nodded. Layne continued. "She doesn't know that yet, though." Jasper stared at him then his mouth twitched before, very slowly, it spread into a smile. - Kristen Ashley You cannot fake effort; talent is great, but perseverance is necessary. - Amy Bloom You cannot fake chic but you can be chic and fake fur - Karl Lagerfeld It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. - Lindsay Lohan It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything. - Luciano Pavarotti Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence. - Ayn Rand

When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs. - Kurtis Blow Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID. - John Green You need my help? What for? Bread, cash, a fake identity to help you slip sideways through the cracks? Tell me what you need, tell me why I should help, and I'll see what I can do. In memory of Elphaba. You knew her." Her head titled again, but up, this time, and it was to keep the sudden wetness from spilling into her carefully colored false eyelashes. "You knew my Elphie! - Gregory Maguire It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore. - Phil Mickelson

If you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention - Paris Hilton New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It's not their field. It's like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here's what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here's what they don't know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I'd join the Tea Party. - Bill Maher

I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything's okay when shit gets weird. Whenever guys get upset, they get all angry and scary - Lauren Barnholdt some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. - Chuck Palahniuk If you claim to be a real friend then be real in your soul. If you claim to be fake then be an enemy instead. - Santosh Kalwar A first kiss is hard to fake on screen. It's tempting to practice before you shoot, but why blow that natural awkwardness on a rehearsal? There's something so beautiful about it that can't be faked. - Maggie Grace There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked. It's impossible to be mature without having lived. - Amy Grant Al was looking at me in disbelief. "Not your lover?" "No." "But he is Rachel candy," Al said, his confusion too ...

Fake it till you make it actually worked. - Gayle Forman Fake it 'till you make it. - Gayle Forman