Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential. - Steve Maraboli After you die, you're going to hell for being a dishonest bastard, and you'll burn for eternity." The guy snatched his hand back. "I don't believe in Hell." "Most people don't until they get there." Mab smiled at him. "Of course, if you stop lying and cheating, you can probably redeem yourself. If not, have them put marshmallows in your coffin. There's a bight side to everything, I always say. - Jennifer Crusie The Good News means we can stop lying to ourselves. The sweet sound of amazing grace saves us from the necessity of self-deception. It keeps us from denying that though Christ was victorious, the battle with lust, greed, and pride still rages within us. - Brennan Manning Then I started reading this timetable I had in my pocket. Just to stop lying. Once I getstarted, I can go for hours if I feel like it. No kidding. Hours. - J D Sa...

He's not lying. I can assure you, he's part fish. Jacques Cousteau has nothing on him. Aquaman, either. (Solin) - Sherrilyn Kenyon You lied about knowing me. You could lie about anything. People lie all the time, usually for no reason whatsoever. (Aiden) But I'm not lying about being hungry. Could you toss me a piece of bread before the interrogation continues? Or do I have to beat your butt for a spoonful of peanut butter? (Leta) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Life in LA is not lying in the sun for months. It is having a 4pm meeting and leaving at noon to sit in traffic for four hours. It's not glam. - Billy Boyd His left eyebrow crept higher and higher as I told him the strange bits like the glowing letters and serpent staff. "Well, Sadie," Inspector Williams said. "You've got quite an imagination." "I'm not lying, Inspector. And I think your eyebrow is trying to escape." He tried to look at his own eyebrows, then scowled. - Rick Riordan...

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof? - Steven Wright If you wanted to kidnap someone, what would you use?" she asked Amit. They were lying in bed, with the lights off. To knock them unconscious. So that you could drag them into the back of your van." Chloroform, I guess." Really?" She brightened. It made her happy that the person she was marrying would commit crimes in the same way as she would. - Sarah Shun Lien Bynum Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. - Gilbert K Chesterton You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble. - George Carlin Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm ...

You lied about knowing me. You could lie about anything. People lie all the time, usually for no reason whatsoever. (Aiden) But I'm not lying about being hungry. Could you toss me a piece of bread before the interrogation continues? Or do I have to beat your butt for a spoonful of peanut butter? (Leta) - Sherrilyn Kenyon His left eyebrow crept higher and higher as I told him the strange bits like the glowing letters and serpent staff. "Well, Sadie," Inspector Williams said. "You've got quite an imagination." "I'm not lying, Inspector. And I think your eyebrow is trying to escape." He tried to look at his own eyebrows, then scowled. - Rick Riordan And I start to say that I'm not lying now, but I am, so that would be a lie. - Lisa Desrochers You lie like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, Edward." He smiled. "I don't lie to you." "Really," I said. The smile became a grin. "Okay, not most of the time, ...

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. - Tim Allen If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie. - Paul Begala There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne. - Jeffrey Bernard The thing about lying is, it is quite exhausting - you have to remember a lot. - Rupert Everett When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes. - Jarod Kintz Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you'd better believe that's the truth. - Jarod Kintz Fiction may be about lying on the surface, anyway but fiction is about hiding the truth behind those lies. It's about using those lies to say something true and real. It's about showing the reader something. It's about making them...