People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. - Pamela Anderson The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. - Ambrose Bierce I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs. - Jay Kay

Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal. - Val Kilmer Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception. - Rush Limbaugh

What do you wish to draw my attention to? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident, remarked Sherlock Holmes. - Arthur Conan Doyle Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?' To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.' The dog did nothing in the night-time.' That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Rowdy fought everybody. He fought boys and girls. Men and women. He fought stray dogs. Hell, he fought the weather. He'd throw wild punches at rain. Honestly. - Sherman Alexie Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these. - Susan B Anthony A stray dog, I might understand," she said. "But this? You are too softhearted." No, Mabry," Ravus said. "I am not." He looked in Val's direction. "I think she wants to die." Maybe you can help her after all," Mabry said. "You're good at helping people die. - Holly Black And I advise ye to think well, he told her It's better to be a stray dog in this world than a man...

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner. - Ice Cube On 'Old School,' I was not an actor, I was Snoop Dogg, so I came to the set with a whole different vibe, and a different crew of people. And on 'Starsky and Hutch,' I was more of an actor. I wasn't Snoop Dogg, the rapper. - Snoop Dogg Sometimes if you're lucky, someone comes into your life who'll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who's tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones. -SNOOP DOG - Snoop Dogg I learned how to take other people's mechanisms of promoting their stuff through me as opposed to promoting my own stuff, as far as getting Snoop DeVilles, SnoopDeGrills, Snoop Doggy Dogg biscuits, Snoop Dogg record label, Snoop Dogg bubble gum, Snoop Youth Football League. - Snoop Dogg I was like the class clown in school so...

Mustang: (snatches puppy) Dog, huh? (pause) I LOVE DOGS! Fuery: Really? You mean it?! Mustang: OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of man! (sings) LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE! - Hiromu Arakawa You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes. - Dana Marie Bell I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs. - Margaret Wise Brown I wou...

... owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do. - John Grogan Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack. - Jen Lancaster

I haven't fought with anyone else in over two thousand years. (Kyrian) Well, you're never too old to learn. (Amanda) You can't teach an old dog new tricks. (Kyrian) There's no time like the present. (Amanda) Time is of the essence. (Kyrian) God helps those who help themselves. (Amanda) You're not going to let me win this, are you? (Kyrian) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss helps you reach for gain. Death helps you celebrate life. War helps you work for peace. A flood makes you glad you're still standing. And a tall boy can stop the wind so a candle of hope can burn bright. - Joan Bauer A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. - Josh Billings Sunsets are loved because they vanish. Flowers are loved because they go. The dogs of the field and the cats of the kitchen are loved because soon they must depart. These are not the sole...

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. - Mark Twain the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs. - Mark Twain I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'. - Casey Abrams I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat. - Muhammad Ali I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. - Andy Warhol I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! - Steven Wright I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. - Steven Wright I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else. - William Shatner I miss m...

I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog. - Oksana Baiul ...Dr. Angelica dropped to her knees and scooped up as many (little dogs) as she could, laughing as they squirmed and licked her face. It was kind of disgraceful. I mean, I understand it's nice to see each other, but have some dignity. You don'y need to roll over and expose your genitals. I don't know how anyone can appreciate devotion that slavish. It's not objective. I have a similar issue with religion. - Max Barry I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs. - Margaret Wise Brown She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after midnight, played a mean game of cribbage, and kept a bevy of repulsive little dogs. Alexia liked her immediate...

Rebel Number Four" is waiting patiently by the door. I named him "Rebel Number Four," for he is the fourth of his kind I have given the name "Rebel." To many he may be just a hound dog, but to me he is a champion and a friend to the end. from "Lizzie After the War" by www.nancybbrewer.com - Nancy B Brewer Damn it, MacRieve, if you keep calling me kitten, then I'm going to start calling you something equivalent, like hound dog - and then we'll both be losers. - Kresley Cole Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead. - Jennifer Crusie Happiness is a hound dog in the sun. We aren't on Earth to be happy, but to experience incredible things. - Hannah Schneider - Marisha Pessl Well, there is rough old Albert, as ornery as any big brother a girl could have, putting his arm aro...

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. - Joan Rivers After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch of the ears is a question or statement, every wag of the tail is an exclamation. - Robert R Mccammon

Oh, I never kid about Artemis. I promised her I'd sit here and do nothing, so here I am doing nothing. Much like a really tall, bored guard dog. Personally, I'd rather be throwing myself onto an electric fence- be about the same, I think. (Acheron) - Sherrilyn Kenyon I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing. - Enya [after guard dogs frozen mid-attack] 'How long are the dogs going to stay hanging there like that?' ask Yulia. 'I want to make friends with them. Otherwise, i'll be left with a latent psychological complex that's bound to affect my personality and sexual preferences. - Sergei Lukyanenko Dubbed the pink panthers of Madagascar, the fossas are killing machines, eating pretty much anything that moves with powerful jaws filled with canines as big as any guard dog's and long, retractable claws on both front and hind feet...What get most scientists' attention is the fossa's...

First, I'll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn't work, I'll just kill him. - Edward Albee President Bush, have a hot dog with me. - Stephen Colbert Dogs are my favorite role models. I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon. I want to love like a dog, with unabashed devotion and complete lack of concern about what people do for a living, how much money they have, or how much they weigh. The fact that we still live with dogs, even when we don't have to herd or hunt our dinner, gives me hope for humans and canines alike. - Oprah Winfrey I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all leather. - Tamora Pierce There is also a natural and very, very strong empathy with the underdog, with people who have suffered, people who ha...

The dog show emphasizes bloodline, appearance, and comportment, but money and breeding are never far from anyone's mind. - Karen Joy Fowler A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show. - Mike Huckabee We might miss the sign or we may be unable to read the expression, but it is almost a contradiction in terms to say that a dog feels something but does not show it. What a dog feels, a dog shows, and, conversely, what a dog shows, a dog actually does feel. - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Have you ever seen a demonstrable example of equality in your entire life? Can it be glimpsed in any dog show or classroom? In any ping pong game or chess match? Of course not. It is a philosophical abstraction, something nowhere to be found in nature. - Boyd Rice It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here. - Melissa Rivers

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! - Jonah Goldberg I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn't feel bad, because I didn't vote for that particular politician. - Jarod Kintz My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living. - Jarod Kintz

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. - Jake Gyllenhaal Let's bat that nun out of the dog park! - Christopher Moore My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach. - Hilary Swank

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die - it's a major offence. - Clive Barker Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't let the same dog bite you twice. - Chuck Berry Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel obliged instead to say, "Suppose a dog d bites a man m at time t," thereby demonstrating their unshakable commitment to logical rigor, even though they don't go on to manipulate any formulae involving d, m, and t. - Daniel Dennett Good-bye, Cadan," I said, backing out the door. "If I hear anything new, I'll come to you." "Be careful," I warned. "My guard dog bites." He grinned, and that impish gleam returned to his eyes. "And you don't?" "Wouldn't you like to know." "Don't get me excited. - Courtney Allison Moulton The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you. - Francois Rabelais Bite us once, shame ...

We stand dead still and we listen to the night. The city drones. An owl hoots and a cat howls and a dog barks and a siren wails. We let the stars shine into us. - David Almond A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent. - John Calvin When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! - David Starr Jordan