My Dog Quotes

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
- Mark Twain

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.
- Mark Twain

I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'.
- Casey Abrams

I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.
- Muhammad Ali

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
- Andy Warhol

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
- Steven Wright

I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
- Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- Steven Wright

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.
- William Shatner

I miss my dog."
...
"What was his name again?"
"Mouse."
"That was very unkind of you."
"Naming him mouse?"
"Isn't he a greyhound?"
"I could have named hum Turtle."
"Frederick!"...
"It's better than Frederic," Annabel said, "Good heavens, that's my brother's name.
- Julia Quinn

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
- Bob Barker

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that...and I like it that way. (Leo)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon

There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I've got to see my friends 'cause I'm too content being by myself.
- Drew Barrymore

I nearly tripped over Stieglitz, my dog, a forty-pound black-and-white keeshond (pronounced caze-hawnd) furball. He lunged at me with unbridled glee because the mere sight of my presence always made his day. It's important to have a dog. Dogs love unconditionally. (Thwonk)
- Joan Bauer

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a-- a-- a meat dog," said the girl.
- L Frank Baum

I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.
- Michael Bay

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.
- Blaise Pascal

I was so sad from losing two of my dogs and my mother. I had this vision of all these animals sitting behind bars. They had no control and were scared. That's why I got into fostering and adopting animals out.
- Linda Blair

I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up.
- Lisa Bonet

The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog.
It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog.
- Bono

Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none.
Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. -Much Ado About Nothing
- William Shakespeare

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.
- William Shakespeare

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
- Libba Bray

I knew it. You're an alien," said her former best friend, the pale, bespectacled creature with the spectacular cleavage.
"Yes, I'm an alien and I still made cheerleader. And now I'm going to steal your boyfriend to prove girls can't really be friends."
"I sat back timidly when you torched my house, killed my parents, and ate my dog. But now you're stealing my boyfriend? That's a step too far!
- Libba Bray

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.
- Wilford Brimley

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
- Delta Burke

People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!
- Sophia Bush

You killed my dog! Get your affairs in order.
- Jim Butcher

I converse with my dog through ESP.
- Taylor Caldwell

I'm an introvert... I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky.
- Audrey Hepburn

I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see. For instance, I might take a picture of flowers by the side of the road, an old sign or a fence.
- Lacey Chabert

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.
- Sarah Chalke

I don't want to be in my car all day. I love getting up in the morning in Venice and walking my dogs down to the cafe to get my tea, and then perhaps going to a bookstore and sitting and reading, then walking to the beach.
- Jessica Chastain

My dogs can't do anything--and what a relief. I don't make any demands of them, and I don't try to shape them or their future. For the most part, I trust them to make the right choices for themselves. I always look forward to seeing them, and I love just watching them sleep. What a great relationship.
- Amy Chua

There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our horses. My rescue ranch is is where I feel the most at peace and where I'm reminded of the simple things in life and let the chaos of my crazy work life fade away.
- Kelly Clarkson

Go away," he said. "Go away. I wish you had never come here. I wish I had never heard of the Light and the Dark, and your damned old Merriman and his rhymes. If I had your golden harp now I would throw it in the sea. I am not a part of your stupid quest anymore, I don't care what happens to it. And Cafall was never a part of it either, or a part of your pretty pattern. He was my dog, and I loved him more than anything in the world, and now he is dead. Go away.
- Susan Cooper

I'm gonna sit here in my place on the hill behind the house. Waiting. And watching.
And nothing moving down there.
The valley look pretty bare in the snow. Just the house, gray and lonely down by the river all frozen. I got to think what I'm gonna do now that everyone gone.
But I got my dog head on.
The dog gonna tell me what to do. The dog gonna help me.
The house look proper empty don't it, dog?
- S D Crockett

That's it, he rasped. Hump me. Are you a dog? Are you a dog in heat? You my dog? He slapped me again. Speak, puppy.
- Heidi Cullinan

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.
- Kristin Davis

I started early, took my dog,
And visited the sea;
The mermaids in the basement
Came out to look at me
- Emily Dickinson

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
- Shannen Doherty

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.
- Rick Warren

If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all over that dog, all the time.
- Maria Sharapova

My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it.
- Will Estes

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
- Will Estes

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
- America Ferrera

I love my dogs.
- Serena Williams

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
- Alphonse De Lamartine

I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.
- Calista Flockhart

Sometimes when you play a character, you can feel it in your body. And I felt like I had characteristics of my dog: the way Webster moves, the way he holds his head. I kind of adapted it into this part unconsciously.
- Calista Flockhart

I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me.
- Brendan Fraser

Bitch, you are SO lucky you didn't try to eat my dog.
- Jeaniene Frost

I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog.
- Cornelia Funke

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
- Jonah Goldberg

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
- Billy Graham

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
- Eva Green

I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience.
- Cathy Guisewite

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
- Cathy Guisewite

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.
- Uta Hagen

I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.
- Jessica Hahn

If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog.
- Molly Harper

Two thousand miles, Rachel," he said tightly, and I guessed that no, it didn't violate the rules of whatever he was doing out here, because he sure wasn't out here keeping the coven from attacking me. "I have eaten nothing but slop for two days and used facilities I wouldn't let my dogs urinate in. And what about that couple in the RV outside Texas? I'll never get that memory out of my head." - Trent to Rachel
- Kim Harrison

If a man lets all of my dogs sleep in the bed with us, then that is the most romantic thing. You must love my dogs in order to love me. A man who is nice to my animals and doesn't shoo them away - well, that's the height of romance.
- Salma Hayek

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.
- Paris Hilton

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.
- Holly Hood

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.
- James Iha

My dog," he said, "just barks and plays -has all he wants to eat. He never works- has no trouble about business. In a little while he dies, and that is all. I work with all my strength. I have no time to play. I have trouble every day. In a little while I will die, and then I go to hell. I wish that I had been a dog.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.
- Marc Jacobs

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.
- Diana Wynne Jones

Dogs are exceptionally intelligent creatures. My dog, for example, taught me that not only am I a cat person, but that it isn't really a dog at all, but that it is in fact a cat.
- Jarod Kintz

When I walk my dog, people always ask if we're twins.
- Jarod Kintz

We drove out of New Paltz heading due north. Squeezed into my tiny hatchback, among our boxes and bags, were my dog, Nico, the hens, and the humming hive of bees, its openings covered over with tape. The dog eyed the hive, the chickens eyed the dog, and if the bees weren't nervous they were the only ones.
- Kristin Kimball

But no longer could I aks God what to do, since the answer, I was sure, would not suit me. I could do what suited me know, as long as I could pay for it. 'As long as I could pay for it.' That phrase soon became the tail that wagged my dog. If I had died then, it should have been my epigraph.
- Jamaica Kincaid

One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.
- Mia Kirshner

You ate my dog, you undead freak!
Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is 'corporeally
challenged' now. No need to be rude.
- Adam P Knave

At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.
- William Standish Knowles

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.
- Jared Leto

But of course these conjectures as to why God does what He does are probably of no more value than my dog's ideas of what I am up to when I sit and read.
- C S Lewis

Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-
- Sinclair Lewis

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
- Phillip Lim

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
- Jay London

One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.
- Greg Louganis

Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!
- Lisa Lutz

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.
- Merrill Markoe

a pockmarked boy with a scraggy ponytail and four tiny rings in his right ear leaned against the wall of the armory, holding his dog on a leash, a sign hanging from his neck: PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PET MY DOG. IT MAY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
- Jay Mcinerney

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
- Christine Mcvie

Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my husband, my friends or my dog, I am watching Court TV.
- Debra Messing

Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie's head so hard that with an earsplitting bang it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs.
- Stephenie Meyer

Sometimes when I watch my dog, I think about how good life can be, if we only lose ourselves in our stories. Lucy doesn't read self-help books about how to be a do; she just IS a dog. All she wants to do is chase ducks and sticks and do other things that make both her and me happy. It makes me wonder if that was the intention for man, to chase sticks and ducks, to name animals, to create families, and to keep looking back at God to feed off his pleasure at our pleasure.
- Donald Miller

I feel about my dogs now, and all the dogs I had prior to this, the way I feel about childrenthey are that important to me. When I have lost a dog I have gone into a mourning period that lasted for months.
- Mary Tyler Moore

I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.
- Bill Mumy

When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn't let the dog in the recovery room.
- Sandy Nathan

No, my dog used to gaze at me,
paying me the attention I need,
the attention required
to make a vain person like me understand
that, being a dog, he was wasting time,
but, with those eyes so much purer than mine,
he'd keep on gazing at me
with a look that reserved for me alone
all his sweet and shaggy life,
always near me, never troubling me,
and asking nothing.
- Pablo Neruda

The only weights I lift are my dogs.
- Olivia Newtonjohn

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.
- Archie Panjabi

The fact of the matter is I'm 21 now. I stay home. I feed my dogs. I don't really go out. I work.
- Bijou Phillips

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
- Jennifer Rardin

I buried Little Ann by the side of Old Dan. I knew that was where she wanted to be. I also buried a part of my life along with my dog.
- Wilson Rawls

Some time in the night I got up, tiptoed to my window, and looked out at my doghouse. It looked so lonely and empty sitting there in the moonlight. I could see that the door was slightly ajar. I thought of the many times I had lain in my bed and listened to the squeaking of the door as my dogs went in and out. I didn't know I was crying until I felt the tears roll down my cheeks.
- Wilson Rawls

I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog some days because I'm just not here enough. I just feel like I would do a bad job if I took the time to literally give birth to a kid right now and try and juggle everything I'm doing.
- Rachael Ray

Like cross stich scrapbook cook take my dogs for walks.injoying making new nook friends
- James E Rogers

A strange thing happens when you interview a robot. You feel an urge to be profound: to ask profound questions. I suppose it's an inter-species thing. Although if it is I wonder why I never try and be profound around my dog.
'What does electricity taste like?' I ask.
'Like a planet around a star,' Bina48 replies.
Which is either extraordinary or meaningless - I'm not sure which
- Jon Ronson

Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll either lock me up or tell me to get a grip and no one will believe the truth anyway.
- Meg Rosoff

I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.
- Deion Sanders

I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.
- Brian Schweitzer

I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
- Izabella Scorupco

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.
- Seann William Scott

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!
- Jane Siberry

My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
- Gerald B H Solomon

Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!"
Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail."
Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!"
(Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.)
Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!
- Natsuki Takaya

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.
- Tiffani Amber Thiessen

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
- Carrie Underwood

Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he's cheatin' on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.
- Courtney Vail

When order in study was finally reestablished, Wrath looked downright nasty. "Next one of you mouthy assholes makes me pound my desk again, I'm throwing you the fuck out." On that note, he reached down, picked up the cowering ninety-pounds retriever, and settled George in his lap. "You're freaking out my dog and it's pissing me off.
- J R Ward

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am.
- Charles Yu