I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. - Kevin Bacon Just wait, dude," Jamie had said. "I'm serious. It's fucking hard-core." Since Jamie described everything from zombie movies to his parents' fights to the new enchilada platter at Taco John's as "fucking hard-core," none of us could gauge much by it. - Emily M Danforth I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times. - Michel Gondry I loved Jack because of every little thing about him. The way he laughed, the way he made me smile, the way he'd stay up until nine in the morning watching zombie movies he'd seen a hundred times, and the way he could never hold a grudge. I loved him because I loved him, not becaus...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. - Dave Barry I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever. - Ian Hislop After I was fired from Disney, I did some of the worst movies ever made. - Tommy Kirk Every single Pixar film, at one time or another, has been the worst movie ever put on film. But we know. We trust our process. We don't get scared and say, 'Oh, no, this film isn't working.' - John Lasseter In fact, Cannonball Run II. I used to pick that as the worst movie ever made. - Gene Siskel

Princess Rose should indeed be a TV movie, assuming something doesn't go wrong. I don't know how good a movie it will be, because the way movie folk think is different from the way writers think, and I distrust what isn't done my way. This is what I call a healthy paranoia. - Piers Anthony My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride. - Sandra Bullock I wanted to do Buddy Faro as a small budget movie. They said no. So I wanted to do it as a series of recurring TV movies, and they said no. So I agreed to do it as a series. - Dennis Farina We're into this barrage of pop culture - you know, TV, movies, the Internet. We become creatures that we've made up, made of certain different flotsam from pop culture and certain different personas that are in style. - Gillian Flynn I like French fries, I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie. - Gayle Forman I had done some TV movies that wer...

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars. - Craig Ferguson Back 20 years ago, there was a division between movie actors and TV actors. That's kind of gone away. People who have had a lot of success in movies in the past now want to be on TV. There used to be much more of a quality division between TV and movies, and that's kind of not the case anymore. - Michael Imperioli There's this primary America of freeways and jet flights and TV and movie spectaculars, and people caught up in this primary America seem to go through huge portions of their lives without much consciousness of what immediately surrounds them. The media have convinced them that what's right around them is unimportant. And that's why they're lonely. - Robert M Pirsig

Life isn't like the movies. People don't change overnight. people don't go from arrogant and self-righteous to ashamed and remorseful. They don't suddenly give in when they've spent years taking out. No doesn't magically become a Yes. - Randa Abdel Fattah My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. - Kareem Abduljabbar I was in television drama, which is a first cousin to the movies, and I trust myself to make the right decisions. - Lee Child Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President. - Ben Affleck I just saw the movie for the first time in its entirely last night. It's really cool when you're in with an audience that's so tuned in and plugged in to what's going on. - Sasha Alexander The production team...

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' - Trey Parker It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else. - Trey Parker

I just saw the movie for the first time in its entirely last night. It's really cool when you're in with an audience that's so tuned in and plugged in to what's going on. - Sasha Alexander I saw the movie, he said. I know what it's about. Listen to this. When girls get to be about twelve or so - he leaned toward us - their tits bleed. - Jeffrey Eugenides I recently saw the movie about Ray Charles, and there's a scene where he falls down and the mother doesn't help him. She says, I don't want anyone to treat you like a cripple. I've fallen down before, and Molly will say, get up and just go. - Teri Garr I'm so excited. I love Peeta so much. I think that over the course of the next couple of books, he has so many interesting places to go to, character-wise. I'm ready to dive full-force into it. When I saw the movie actually, it got me energized. 'Let's go get some cameras! Let's go shoot the second one right now!' - Josh Hu...

-"Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind." -"You look like a Dracula porn movie reject" -"Lets not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad might appear if we do." Denise & Ian - Jeaniene Frost I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings, so that I become practically invisible when I remain still. People can see me if I move quickly, but if I imitate the Rock of Gibraltar they have to really know I'm there to spot me. I figured it was best: Naked women rarely welcome the approach of strange naked men, except in porn movies. - Kevin Hearne I feel like I am wlaking down into a porn movie" V mutteres as they took the steps with care. "Wouldn't that require more black candles for you", Zsadist cracked.... - J R Ward

In regards to The Haunting, people compared it to the old movie, which is unfair. We didn't have the rights to the movie. I couldn't duplicate a single thing because that would have been legal infringement. - Jan De Bont I love turning my daughter on to old movies. - Susie Bright I love old movies. The '40s theatre pace is fantastic. - Yancy Butler And like a favorite old movie, sometimes the sameness in a friend is what you like the most about her. - Emily Giffin Nostalgia, the vice of the aged. We watch so many old movies our memories come in monochrome. - Angela Carter Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. - Stephen King People feel the worst film I made was 'Jack.' But to this day, when I get checks from old movies I've made, 'Jack' is one of the biggest ones. No one knows that. If people hate the movie, they hate the movie. I just wanted to work with Rob...

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small children, 2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie will not be as good as the last one. - Alfred Hitchcock I wanna do movies that in ten years time people will respect me for, as an actor. So if I do take two years off or three years off, the next movie I have that comes out you want people to go 'ooh, that's Frankie Muniz's new movie, it's gonna be a good movie cause he's in it.' - Frankie Muniz The next movie I do is not going to be in school. - Devon Sawa I play the father in the scene when Will and Tommy go back to Tommy's old apartment. It was a big mistake. I hope not to be in the next movie I direct. - Barry Sonnenfeld I want do a Mandarin language movie. It'll probably be the next movie I do after the one I do next. - Quentin Tarantino

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool. - Adam Brody I think that's such a beautiful sentiment. Love should only last as long as a very expensive and impractical bikini that looks stunning, but dissolves in the sea within days. So many pop songs tell of this terrible, tiresome love that they want to last forever. But that just makes me think of long-life milk, acrid and fake. Love should be like a movie trailer. Even if the film's a stinker, you get the best laughs and the biggest explosions in the space of two minutes. - Emma Forrest

When I am lonely for boys it's their bodies I miss. I study their hands lifting the cigarettes in the darkness of the movie theaters, the slope of a shoulder, the angle of a hip. Looking at them sideways, I examine them in different lights. My love for them is visual: that is the the part of them I would like to possess. - Margaret Atwood I'm from Chicago, my family started a chain of movie theaters in Chicago that were around for 70 years and then one of them became the head of Paramount and the other was the head of production at MGM and we all came out of Chicago. - Bob Balaban I mean, the whole idea of movies was it was special to go to see - you went to a movie theater to see something that was magical and amazing, in a very special location. - Bob Balaban The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle meaning of any award. - Javier Bardem I wasn't hanging around the movie theaters in New York where I grew up, a...

I love more than anything looking at a movie scene by scene and seeing the intention behind it. - Jodie Foster Losing is like knowing that, in the movie scene where a thousand die but the hero lives, you're one of the obliterated. - David Guterson

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been? - Darynda Jones Food was always a big part of my life. My grandfather was one of 14 kids, and his parents had a pasta factory, so as a kid, he and his siblings would sell pasta door to door. After he became a movie producer, he opened up De Laurentiis Food Stores - one in Los Angeles and one in New York. - Giada De Laurentiis I will never become a director or a movie producer. I was always looking at picture directing because I didn't know what to do! You can't be a movie director without real preparation. - Liam Neeson Real movie producers aren't this nice. - Joel Siegel

When I work alone, my process is like painting. With Fleetwood Mac, it's more like movie making. - Lindsey Buckingham That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. - Dana Carvey Movie making is the slowest business on earth next to fossil manufacture. - Aaron Latham We're gonna try and bring on all the different aspects of horror movie making and bring on guests and show all these old '50's B movies. Not the real corny ones, the real cool ones. - Jerry Only I was a cartoonist when I was at university, but I decided to go into movie making knowing that I could still draw by doing movies, design work, story boards, and such. - Robert Rodriguez The action genre is kind of designed for a young male audience. But we found on 'The Matrix' that we hit the Valhalla of movie making, which is the four quadrant audience - the young male audience, the older male audience, the young female audience and...

Princess Rose should indeed be a TV movie, assuming something doesn't go wrong. I don't know how good a movie it will be, because the way movie folk think is different from the way writers think, and I distrust what isn't done my way. This is what I call a healthy paranoia. - Piers Anthony When the movie was done, Number Five was crated up. Eric took him over to Germany; displayed him over there because Germans really liked this movie. It was very popular with them. - John Badham Very often with an American movie, the end is very happy and you just feel good when you go out. When you go to a French movie, it's kind of like, oh!, and you can't go out; you're stuck in your chair. It goes so deeply inside of the heart. - Emmanuelle Beart When I make an American movie it's going to come out all over the world-it doesn't happen the same way for an Italian film or a French film. - Monica Bellucci It's like a movie, I thought, like a fucking movie. It ...

I deal with guys in their 20s and early 30s who are presidents of companies, who are movie directors. - Peter Criss I don't want to know movie directors. I don't want to be close to them. I don't want to interfere with their work. I don't want them to interfere with mine. - Patricia Highsmith Movie directors, or should I say people who create things, are very greedy and they can never be satisfied... That's why they can keep on working. I've been able to work for so long because I think next time, I'll make something good. - Akira Kurosawa People in trailers were canned and labeled much like the apple juice down at the plant, stamped with ingredients for all the world to see: chicken fried steak, overcooked vegetables, no working knowledge of any major Italian movie directors--the list went on and on. - David Sedaris

I have a way of filming things and staging them and designing sets. There were times when I thought I should change my approach, but in fact, this is what I like to do. It's sort of like my handwriting as a movie director. And somewhere along the way, I think I've made the decision: I'm going to write in my own handwriting. - Wes Anderson In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum. - John Carpenter I deal with guys in their 20s and early 30s who are presidents of companies, who are movie directors. - Peter Criss The marvels of daily life are exciting; no movie director can arrange the unexpected that you find in the street. - Robert Doisneau I don't want to know movie directors. I don't want to be close to them. I don't want to interfere with their work. I don't want them to interfere with mine. - Patricia Highsmith Movie directors, or should I say people who create things, are very greedy and...

In a daydream sort of way, I think it would be pretty cool to direct a movie. But I have been on movie and TV sets and know it is hard work. I like directing it in my mind. It is easier. - Michael Connelly In the States, there's ESPN3, and each country has different options, and other than premiere league football, there tends to be very little global content. And movie and TV rights are pretty broad content. - Reed Hastings

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies. - Rick Baker Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies. - Mojo Nixon It wasn't the greatest script in the world, but not many people can say they've played a wicked king in a swashbuckling Arthurian special-effects monster movie. - David Thewlis It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller. - Ed Wood I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads. - Ahmet Zappa