When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he's gonna kill ya. - Gennaro Angiulo Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. - Robert Benchley When a guy can make fun of you, thats attractive. Who knew that teasing could have so much power over women! - Rachel Bilson When a guy says,'I'll call you,' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket and pressed a couple buttons. My phone vibrated in my pocket. I fished it out, smiling. "Madness," Kit whispered softly into his phone. "I meant I'd call you. This is me calling you. - Sarah Rees Brennan What? You don't think he's cute?" "I didn't really notice." "How can you not notice when a guy is cute?" Melody stared at her in disbelief. - Nicholas Sparks Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Gordy...

My jaw dropped. Forget balls, this guy had boulders. - Jus Accardo This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad's SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window. The memory brought a smile to my face. - Darynda Jones I once heard someone on a bus say that this guy had gotten under her skin. And it struck me as a remarkable thought - that someone would affect you so deeply they'd always be a part of you. - Jodi Picoult This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don't you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs. - Woody Allen My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping ...

I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've never seen before. If they do, I'm still looking for it. - Hank Aaron Whenever you have two characters in a book, whether it's a novel or nonfiction, you run the risk that the reader is going to like one more than the other. They're going to read one chapter and say, 'I can't wait to get back to the other guy.' - Mitch Albom Of course after the fight you want to make sure that you're okay and so is the other guy, it's a brotherhood in there, so you want to make sure everyone is okay after the war is over. - Alexis Arguello That doesn't mean you have to have the lowest costs in the industry to succeed. But you need to make sure the activities and product attributes that increase your costs above the other guy bring in at least that much more in revenue, and hopefully more. - Gerard Arpey Why were we figh...

Where ever the Mavericks are today, we owe it to Michael Finley. He was the one guy who stayed when we were a terrible team. He stayed and fought the fight. - Don Nelson That shit [religion] was going on all over the planet. They would tell them about sky cookies, or sky pie, or sky baklava. And as each of these civilizations grew, they built ships; they'd go visit each other, and the one guy would walk off the boat and go,'Hey, did you hear the good news about the sky baklava?' and the first guy went,'It's CAKE, motherfucker! You're dead! - Patton Oswalt I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring. - Fred Willard

Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while you rest and then take out only that one guy. - Jarod Kintz We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd number of people on the earth, and there's a 50% chance there is, then somebody is going to get left out. And that somebody isn't going to be me, even if I have to kill that one guy to make the world balanced. - Jarod Kintz Yeah, 'cause you were so quick to speak up earlier? it mocks. What's that one guy's name again? The one who is your heart and soul? Octavius? Othello? Bah. I can't be bothered to remember, either. How interesting, your hypocrisy. - Tj Klune At least I had that, one guy understood me. - Yoko Ono

Thank God. Yeah, God. That guy. - Alex Adams You remind me of a fairy tale princess. You're so kind." "Did you not see me smash that guy's phone? I never saw Cinderella attack a lisping dude." Livia closed one eye while reliving her actions. "No, I guess not. You're my kind of princess, then." Blake ran his hands through her hair. - Debra Anastasia Beckett pulled Livia back into the room by her belt. "Loving that guy is the only thing I've ever done right," he said. "Please don't break his heart." Livia nodded, eyes wide. Beckett's soul was talking to her, not the tough bad boy he seemed to pretend to be. - Debra Anastasia Those blue eyes glinted with uncivilized suggestion. A faint smile was tucked in the corner of his wide mouth. Definitely wouldn't want to be alone in a room with that guy, I thought. His gaze moved downward in lazy inspection, returned to my face, and he gave me one of those respectful nods ...

Me being a skinny guy, I could crawl into the steel pit. - Luther Allison It's not attractive when girls get superskinny. Guys don't like it. Girls don't like you as much. You lose some happiness when that's all you think about. - Hilary Duff Ok kiddo, turn off the Xbox and lets get some grub." "Awww Mom!" "Don't you awww Mom me. You need to eat a decent meal, mister. However will you rule the world if you're malnourished? People aren't going to follow a skinny guy with patchy hair and no teeth, buddy. It's just not DONE. - Nicole Hamlett I am actually 7 foot and and one-half inches tall. I say Seven two because it's easier. Unlike some tall skinny guys I am really "big" weighing around 350 pounds. - Richard Kiel I want to bulk up. I'm a skinny guy. - Ian Somerhalder

I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all the guys want to hang out with. - Kenny Chesney I've always been kind of a shy guy. Not very outgoing. I might not start a conversation, but if somebody else does, I'll chat away. - Retief Goosen 'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny. - Colin Hanks You know I was a shy guy and people didn't know that and still don't know it today. I'm sure basketball brought my shyness out because of the fact that you have to do interviews, and that people are always talking to you in terms of the fans and everything. - Magic Johnson I'm tough on the outside and soft on the inside... I'm really a shy guy. ...

For a moment I can't help thinking how decent he is - that there's some hope for him beyond the obnoxious image he displays. Maybe deep down he is a sensitive guy, who sees us as real people with real issues. I want to say something nice. Some kind of thanks. I stand there, rehearsing it in my mind. "Oh my God," he says, "did you see that girl's tits?" Maybe not today. - Melina Marchetta I'm a sensitive guy; I respond to things that make my eyes well up a little bit, or make me root for people. I find the human condition interesting. - Fred Durst Should she stick with the nice, sensitive guy who treats her well (Ben Stiller), or should she roll the dice with the frustrating boho bozo who treats her like crap (Ethan Hawk)? Winona made the kind of romantic decision most people my age would have made in 1994: She pursued a path that was difficult and depressing, and she did so because it showed the slightest potential for transcendence. - Chuck Klos...

I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've never seen before. If they do, I'm still looking for it. - Hank Aaron I like food, like any other guy, but it is not the main thing in my life. I can do without it. - Lee Child As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she can between the V of another guy's thighs. Falling, he makes a noise that I can't say I've heard a human utter before, sort of like I imagine a puppy would sound being put through a juicer. - Ann Aguirre Whenever you have two characters in a book, whether it's a novel or nonfiction, you run the risk that the reader is going to like one more than the other. They're going to read one chapter and say, 'I can't wait to get back to the other guy.' - Mitch Albom Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. "You BROKE my PHO...