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When A Guy Quotes

When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he's gonna kill ya.
- Gennaro Angiulo

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- Robert Benchley

When a guy can make fun of you, thats attractive. Who knew that teasing could have so much power over women!
- Rachel Bilson

When a guy says,'I'll call you,' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket and pressed a couple buttons. My phone vibrated in my pocket. I fished it out, smiling. "Madness," Kit whispered softly into his phone. "I meant I'd call you. This is me calling you.
- Sarah Rees Brennan

What? You don't think he's cute?"
"I didn't really notice."
"How can you not notice when a guy is cute?" Melody stared at her in disbelief.
- Nicholas Sparks

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
- Lillian Gordy Carter

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
- David Levithan

I eye Chuy like a pitcher in baseball does when a guy leads too far off base.
- Simone Elkeles

I didn't worry about leaving Jay with Pagan this time. I was sure
he'd get the message when he read his ticket.
After all when a guy reads,
She's mine. That's your one and only warning.
Dank Walker
He knows if he isn't ready for a fight he can't win then he'd better back the fuck off.
- Abbi Glines

Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
- Dr Seuss

Of course I'd feel butterflies when a guy who looked like that said something so swoon-worthy.
- Rachel Hawkins

I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats.
- Paris Hilton

When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look over at him, grab his ass, and say, "Shh. I'm about to cum.
- Jarod Kintz

Like most women, I hate when a guy tries to pick me up by saying, You are the hottest girl I've ever seen. It's totally unrealistic. There are beautiful women everywhere.
- Karen Mcdougal

When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
- Al Mcguire

It's really cool when a guy tips 20 per cent quickly and effortlessly so that when the check comes, he opens it and signs his name and done.
- Danica Mckellar

If a guy is skilled at anything, that's attractive. There's something very primal about that and, sure, it can be as simple as figuring out the tip quickly. It's really cool when a guy tips 20 percent quickly and effortlessly so that when the check comes, he opens it and signs his name and done.
- Danica Mckellar

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
- Natalie Portman

I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
- Tara Reid

Peabody: "When a guy's in the hospital, he wants toys."
Eve: "When a guy gets a splinter in his toe, he wants toys.
- J D Robb

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
- Jon Stewart

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