You can't have him, okay," she said from behind the wire barrier. "Mm-hmm," I whispered. "This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood." "Yeah, I guess." "I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head. - Darynda Jones Take this. (Jericho) (He slid the ring off his finger and handed it to him.) I'm not about to marry your ugly ass, boy. No offense, but you ain't my type. I like my dates with less body hair...and with female parts attached by nature. (Asmodeus) - Sherrilyn Kenyon It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?... I dunno. It's your shitty kid. You fuckin' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE and they can't get married because you don't want to talk to your ...

A new light that shuts off automatically when an ugly person walks in the room. Guaranteed to help them get laid. Darkness is the great equalizer. - Jarod Kintz Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose. - Robin P Williams

People are crying up the rich and variegated plumage of the peacock, and he is himself blushing at the sight of his ugly feet. - Sadi Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden. - David Foster Wallace

I would prefer to have a more appealing job. If I could still change careers, I would prefer it. This unfortunate art is made for long beards and ugly faces rather than for a relatively well-endowed woman. - Camille Claudel Being always transcends appearance-that which only seems to be. Once you begin to know the being behind the very pretty or very ugly face, as determined by your bias, the surface appearances fade away until they simply no longer matter. - W Paul Young It's quite simple really. Being always transcends appearance-that which only seems to be. Once you begin to know the being behind the very pretty or very ugly face, as determined by your bias, the surface appearances fade away until they simple no longer matter. That is why Elousia is such a wonderful name. God, who is the ground of all being, dwells in, around, and through all things-ultimately emerging as the real-and appearances that mask that reality will fall away. - W Paul Young Don't you listen to th...

I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turn into confident ducks. - Maeve Binchy And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet. - Russell Brand In Los Angeles, I feel like the ugly duckling, like I'm from Venus or something. - Eva Green In the story of Ugly Duckling, when did the Ugly Duckling stop feeling Ugly? When he realized that he was a Swan. Each of us has something Special, a swan of some sort, hidden inside somewhere. But until we recognize that it's there, what can we do but splash around, treading water? The Wise are Who They Are. They work with what they've got and do what they can do. - Benjamin Hoff My duchess," James stated, his eyes sweeping the crowd with the air of a man who has ruled the waves. "She is not a sw...

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet. - Russell Brand In Los Angeles, I feel like the ugly duckling, like I'm from Venus or something. - Eva Green In the story of Ugly Duckling, when did the Ugly Duckling stop feeling Ugly? When he realized that he was a Swan. Each of us has something Special, a swan of some sort, hidden inside somewhere. But until we recognize that it's there, what can we do but splash around, treading water? The Wise are Who They Are. They work with what they've got and do what they can do. - Benjamin Hoff When I was very young I was the ugly duckling. I had a lot of complexes. My sister was wonderful and I was nothing. - Nana Mouskouri I grew up feeling like the ugly duckling, and things have not changed that much. - Nicollette Sheridan

Don't pretend", I say Breathily. "You know I'm not. I'm not ugly, but I am certainly not pretty." "Fine. You're not pretty. So?" He kisses my cheek. "I like how you look. You're deadly smart. You're brave. - Veronica Roth Well, I'm clearly not ugly. - Megan Fox I'm not ugly, but my beauty is a total creation. - Georg Friedrich Hegel Not ugly for someone her age, but what she's doing with those numbers and letters seem unholy. - Carrie Jones Life isn't so bad. I'm not fat (unless you're Gandhi), I'm not short (unless you're Goliath), and I'm not ugly (unless you're James Dean). - Jarod Kintz Also-and this is critical-you are not ugly." She blinked. Nick's eyes danced with amusement. "Remember, Isabel. It was your brother who said it. I would not dare to take credit for such pretty words. I would have said something more pedestrian. It takes a great orator to come up with -...

I just do art because I'm ugly and there's nothing else for me to do. - Andy Warhol Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' - Rodney Dangerfield So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. - Yogi Berra I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? - Eminem He is wearing he same black pants from yesterday, but no shirt, his body is brown and hard, perfectly proportioned. He knows that he is beautiful and somehow his makes him ugly. - Damon Galgut With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails. - Lisa Marie Presley

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded. - Maxine Hong Kingston I'm pore, I'm black, I may be ugly and can't cook, a voice say to everything listening. But I'm here. - Alice Walker

Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. - Diablo Cody She tries to get a waitressing job for a while - I mean, she's looking for a while before she finds Coyote Ugly - and it's hard to get a waitressing job in the city. - Piper Perabo