If there is anything I can do, I'll help. Don't get excited. It's not because of you. For the child. If it wasn't for her and the flare, I'd throw your dumb ass out of this window." "What does the flare as to do with it?" "I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I thorw you out of the window, I want there to beno doubt the act was deliberate. - Ilona Andrews never underestimate your dumbness!! - Jim Benton Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. - Orson Scott Card THERE'S NO MONKEY BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ELECTION,' he told the voters. 'IF YOU'RE ENOUGH OF AN ASSHOLE TO VOTE FOR NIXON, YOUR DUMB VOTE WILL BE COUNTEDJUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE! - John Irving I'll never forget you. I'll never forget your voice or your face or your dumb jokes. And i'll never forget your love. - Je...

So if there is something on the planet that is worth living for, I'd better not miss it, because once you're dead, it's too late for regrets, and if you die by mistake, that is really, really dumb. - Muriel Barbery I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in. - Beth Daniel Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb! - Joseph Gordonlevitt None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle. - Daniel Johns Now that, would be a really dumb ass thing to do. - Jayne Ann Krentz We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. - Aaron Mcgruder I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry. - Esai Morales If your leg is in a cast, it's really dumb to sit in front of your computer doing unnecessar...

She raises her brows at Thomas and Carmel. "How do you want to room? The two of you and the two of us? Or boys in one, girls in the other?" "Boys in one," I say quickly. "Right. Back in a minute." Jestine gets up to make the arrangements, leaving me with my gaping friends. "Where'd that come from?" Carmel asks. "Where'd what come from?" As usual, playing dumb gets me nowhere. - Kendare Blake I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn't like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing 'dumb' to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it. - Danica Mckellar

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. - Bill Watterson

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? - Eminem I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb. - Richard P Feynman He makes me change, he makes me want to dance round him, bewilder him, dazzle him, dumbfound him. He' so slow, so unimaginative, so lifeless. Like zinc white. I see it's a sort of tyranny he has over me. He forces me to be changeable, to act. To show off. The hateful tyranny of weak people. G.P. said it once. The ordinary man is the curse of civilization. - John Fowles I'm dumb," the first one said, their footsteps receding, "not stupid". - T M Goeglein I'm Dumbledore's man through and through. - J K Rowling I like your sister. A lot." I look at him dumbly. He looks at me, lowers his voice to say, "I like you. - Sophie Jordan I'm dumbfounded, but nothing surprises me in this game. - Francis Lee I wish he hadn't gone and cut his hair. He looks about eight years old. His...

I heard of a man who says words so beautifully that if he only speaks their name women give themselves to him. If I am dumb beside your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb stairs and clear his throat outside our door. - Leonard Cohen I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Geoff Johns I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps. - Mia Kirshner

Now what good would that have done? They wouldn't know they'd asked a dumb question, but I didn't want to insult them, either. So when they'd ask if I'd read all those books, I'd say, 'Hell, no. Who wants a library full of books you've already read? - Harlan Ellison There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question. - Carl Sagan It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later. - Antoine Fuqua To the dumb question, why me? The cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: 'Why not.' - Christopher Hitchens Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining. - Sonny Liston

It's a wise person, I guess, who knows he's dumb, and an honest person who knows he's a liar. And it's a dumb person, I guess, whose convinced he's wise...-Bob Slocum - Joseph Heller People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. - Daniel Keyes I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience. - Quentin Tarantino

Don't hurt him. (Geary) Do you think I came all the way over here to hurt him? If I'd wanted him hurt, I'd have left him to Tweedle Dumb and Dumber. (ZT) - Sherrilyn Kenyon When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe. - Jim Carrey I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that just want to see the famous person, or the guy from 'Dumb and Dumber' or whatever movie they liked. And that's fine, it gets them in the door, but then it's my job to give them something different. - Jeff Daniels I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. - David Zucker

Indeed he seemed to her sometimes made differently from other people, born blind, deaf, and dumb, to the ordinary things, but to the extraordinary things, with an eye like an eagle's. - Virginia Woolf You might almost say, that this strange uncompromisedness in him involved a sort of unintelegence; for in his numerous trades, he did not seem to work so much by reason or instinct, or simply because he had been tuitored into it, or by any intermixture of all of these , even or uneven; but merely by a kind of deaf and dumb , sponteneous literal process. - Herman Melville Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name. - Marlee Matlin I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear. - Flannery O Connor You'd have to be blind, deaf, and dumb not to know what you're getting yourself into, so if there's blame, blame yourself. - D...