I thawt I thaw a putty tat." "I did, I did thee a putty tat" Finished with his Tweety Bird imitation, he grinned unpleasantly at me. "Now, then, luv, let's get down to business - Jeaniene Frost When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. - Nicky Hilton I don't, for the record, have a Tweety Bird fetish. - Brian Lamb

The early bird catches the worm. - William Camden People say the early bird catches the worm. And it's true! That's why I work online in the middle of the nightto catch all the worms halfway across the world. - Jarod Kintz

Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as you can and give me all your attention for a minute or two. There - that is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one little girl who is looking out of the window - I am afraid she thinks I am out there somewhere - perhaps up in one of the trees making a speech to the little birds. [Applausive titter.] - Mark Twain Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we do with the funny little things? Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot; fry them, boil them and eat them hot? - J R R Tolkien Every day, have a little bird on your shoulder that asks, 'Is today the day? Am I ready? Am I doing all I need to do? Am I being the person i want to be? Is today the day I die? - Mitch Albom Do what the Buddhists do. Every day, have a little bird on your shoulder that asks, 'Is today the day? Am I read?...

Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks likehey, what is that in the sky? - Jarod Kintz At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him on television?" That was it. By this standard, Larry Bird, Dick Clark, and Andy Rooney. All handsome guys. - Mindy Kaling I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the years and the Lakers, same thing - was a lot bigger than Larry Bird or Magic Johnson. - Oscar Robertson I've got to give Larry Bird his due; he was a great player. He knew the game and he was smart. - Dennis Rodman

God is an early bird; satan is a night owl. Everyone knows that. - Jonathan Acuff The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese. - Steven Wright The early bird gets the worm.The early worm... gets eaten. - Norman Ralph Augustine The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm. - Charles M Schulz I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt sory for spelling mistakes :) "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl, so I'm wise and have worms." - Michael scott. - Michael Scott The early bird catches the worm. - William Camden Avoiding Shipwreck Let me emblazon your name upon The blue sky, because I love you. I wish to please you, In any way, as many ways as I can.... I will etch your name into the sand, Because I adore you. I shall conduct the early birds dawn chorus, Because you make MY heart sing just so...

The early bird catches the worm. - William Camden People say the early bird catches the worm. And it's true! That's why I work online in the middle of the nightto catch all the worms halfway across the world. - Jarod Kintz

The caged bird sings with a fearful trill, of things unknown, but longed for still, and his tune is heard on the distant hill, for the caged bird sings of freedom. - Maya Angelou The compelled mother loves her child as the caged bird sings. The song does not justify the cage nor the love the enforcement. - Germaine Greer

Islam was like a mental cage. At first, when you open the door, the caged bird stays inside: it is frightened. It has internalized its imprisonment. It takes time for bird to escape, even after someone has opened the doors to its cage. - Ayaan Hirsi Ali The caged bird sings with a fearful trill, of things unknown, but longed for still, and his tune is heard on the distant hill, for the caged bird sings of freedom. - Maya Angelou The compelled mother loves her child as the caged bird sings. The song does not justify the cage nor the love the enforcement. - Germaine Greer No bird in a cage ever speaks. What is there to say? The sky is everywhere, churning above its head, blue and endless, calling out to it. But the caged bird can't answer anything except 'I cannot'. - Sonya Hartnett I am a caged bird, rattling the bars of my cage, with furious flutterings, break my chains! Free my spirit! Let me fly with the wings you have drawn upon my soul with heaven dipped ink - St...

I spend a lot of time learning about bird watching. - Nikki Giovanni I consider myself to have been the bridge between the shotgun and the binoculars in bird watching. Before I came along, the primary way to observe birds was to shoot them and stuff them. - Roger Tory Peterson

With my sister perched on my arm, I walked to the elevator. A business man with a rolling suitcase was waiting by the doors. His eyes widened as he saw me. I must've looked pretty strangea tall black kid in dirty, ragged Egyptian clothes, with a weird box tucked under one arm and a bird of prey perched on the other. "How's it going?" I said. "I'll take the stairs." He hurried off. - Rick Riordan More like some small, fierce bird of prey, something with a sharp bite. An owl perhaps, that speaks only when the rest of the world sleeps. Jenny will do well enough. - Juliet Marillier

I walked into a bakery seven years later and there he was. He had dogs at his feet and a bird in a cage beside him. The seven years were not seven years. They were not seven hundred years. Their length could not be measured in years, just as an ocean could not explain the distance we had traveled, just as the dead can never be counted. I wanted to run away from him, and I wanted to go right up to him. - Jonathan Safran Foer No bird in a cage ever speaks. What is there to say? The sky is everywhere, churning above its head, blue and endless, calling out to it. But the caged bird can't answer anything except 'I cannot'. - Sonya Hartnett

The world needed changing - that I knew. Global warming threatened to give us all a lethal tan; war and poverty decimated whole nations; crops worldwide were shriveling; even our brethren beasts menaced us with their monkey pox and bird flu and mad cow disease. - Jeff Deck Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. "Don't these things carry the bird flu too?" "No Boyd, that would be a bird. - Carl Hiaasen I can't understand why the front pages of newspapers can cover bird flu and swine flu and everybody is up in arms about that and we still haven't really woken up to the fact that so many women in sub-Saharan Africa - 60 percent of people in - infected with HIV are women. - Annie Lennox With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance? - J...

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages. - Spiro T Agnew A beard on a man is only a way of hiding something, his face of course, but also the inner matters, like a hedge around a secret garden, or a cover over a bird cage. - Sebastian Barry As our bodies are mostly made of water, I'd rather be hungry than thirsty. And as love is mostly made up of sugar water, I'd rather be a hummingbird caged in your heart. - Jarod Kintz Put a bird cage near the window so that the bird can see the sky? It's much better to look than not to, even if it hurts. - Klaus Kinski

Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird. - Anne Lamott

That knowledge humbles me, melts my bones, closes my ears, and makes my teeth rock loosely in their gums. And it also liberates me. I am a big bird winging over high mountains, down into serene valleys. I am ripples of waves on silver seas. I'm a spring leaf trembling in anticipation. - Maya Angelou Pizza Hut isn't real pizza," I tell them. "The way that balloon of Big Bird they fly in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade isn't the real Big Bird. - Meg Cabot Though I wondered what she ever made of my professed love for and intentions to marry Big Bird, the hottie of Sesame Street. - Wendy Delsol It has always been difficult to get Big Bird to be very pretty. Big Bird in England is much more gorgeous. - Jim Henson Taking Big Bird away from our five year olds, lunch money away from our ten year olds, job training programs away from our fifteen year olds, and college loans away from our twenty year olds is a disgrace. - John Murray What could thunderbirds wan...