Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?" His eyes flashed. "Got any to spare?" I could've picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right. - Ilona Andrews Ed: Your crazy! Winry: BET YOUR BUT I AM! - Hiromu Arakawa You must write every single day of your life... You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads... may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world. - Ray Bradbury Don't you give me no rotten tomato," Dexter sang, "just 'cause to your crazy shit I cannot relate-o. - Sarah Dessen And always remember how much your crazy sister loves you. - Sarah Dessen What do they mean 'serial killers'! said Serge. (...

I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!! - Cassandra Clare She looked at him with loathing. "I knew you were crazy," she said. "But I didn't realize you were absolutely, spectactularly out of your goddamned mind. - Cassandra Clare They didn't agree on much. In fact, they didn't agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other. - Nicholas Sparks People were crazy with pain and secrets. - Anna Funder Lunatics have no age. If we were crazy, you and I, we might be a great deal younger. - Yasunari Kawabata That's what this war is all about, my friend. It's about which of us is the crazier.And clearly you British have an advantage.You were crazy beforehand. - Michael Morpurgo Initially, he worried that he might be going crazy. But then he decided if you felt you were c...

I suppose all this sounds very crazy all these terrible emotions always do sound foolish when we put them into our inadequate words. They are not meant to be spoken only felt and endured. - L M Montgomery Believe me - I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. - Jean Claude Van Damme Every once in a while you just have to decide to do something very crazy and very right--just to dare yourself to live. I don't mean doing something stupid and destructive--just something fun and good and beautiful. - Regina Doman My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way. - Hilary Duff I think I've done every crazy diet there was in the beginning, but it's weird: I'm thinner now than I was when I was modeling. I don't obsess about it. - Molly Sims One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

When the ship docks, I'm getting off with you. This is crazy. I know it doesn't make any sense, that's why I trust it. - James Cameron This is crazy', said Shadow. Like the rest of your life is sane? Give me a fucking break. - Neil Gaiman I think I'm going to cry, this is crazy." "No, you're just processing. Go ahead and cry." "I thought men got nervous around crying females." "I'm a Marine, remember? We're trained to handle anything. - Jayne Ann Krentz Dan, this is crazy!" Amy quavered. "You can't drive a boat!" "Say's who? It's no different from Xbox!" Wham! The port-side rubber bumper at the launch's bow slammed into the end of an ancient cobblestone wharf. The small craft spun like a top, pitching Amy to the deck. Only an iron grip on the wheel saved Dan from a similar spill. He hung on for dear life. "Okay, scratch Xboxthink bumper cars! I rock at those! Remember the ca...

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh. - Charles Bukowski Maybe [the man who talks to himself] is normal and we're the crazy ones. Maybe everyone should talk to themselves. Maybe we're all just afraid of what we would say. - Katie Kacvinsky Maybe he's normal and we're the crazy ones. Maybe everyone should talk to themselves. Maybe we're all just afraid of what we'd say. - Katie Kacvinsky I rolled my eyes. "He's talking to himself. My vote is he's crazy." He thought about this. "Maybe he's normal and we're the crazy ones. Maybe everyone should talk to themselves. Maybe we're all just afraid of what we'd say. - Katie Kacvinsky

You know what truth is? It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, Yeah, yeah - ain't it the truth? - Kurt Vonnegut What had my scary thought been? That Olaf was sincere. In some crazy,pathological way, he like-liked me. As in boyfriend-liked me. Not just for fucking or slaughter, but maybe, just maybe, he actually wanted to date me like one human being to another. He seemed to have no clue how to interact with a woman in a way that wasn't terrifying, but he was trying. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, he was trying. - Laurell K Hamilton I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky. - Steve Harvey China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tir...

I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane. - Emilie Autumn They have had such a crazy life living with me as their dad. Not crazy but different from their friends. - Sebastian Bach So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes it, though. They all tell me I look like a first grader or a concentration camp survivor. What's this thing that guys have for girls with long hair? Fascists, the whole bunch of them! Why do guys all think girls with long hair are the classiest, the sweetest, the most feminine? I mean, I myself know at least two hundred and fifty unclassy girls with long hair. Really. - Haruki Murakami We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough. - Niels Bohr Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. - Niels Bo...

I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane. - Emilie Autumn So I'm not crazy after all! I thought it looked good myself once I cut it all off. Not one guy likes it, though. They all tell me I look like a first grader or a concentration camp survivor. What's this thing that guys have for girls with long hair? Fascists, the whole bunch of them! Why do guys all think girls with long hair are the classiest, the sweetest, the most feminine? I mean, I myself know at least two hundred and fifty unclassy girls with long hair. Really. - Haruki Murakami I'm not crazy," I whispered. "I know." Believe it or not, that's the most romantic thing Zachary Goode ever told me. - Ally Carter He was beside me then, his arms wrapped around me, holding me tightly. "I'm not crazy," I whispered. "I know." Believe it or not, that's the most romantic thing Zachary Goode ever told me. And I kind of loved him for...

I didn't think much about that statement then. But later I would-I still do. I think about it and think about it until I think I'm going crazy. - S E Hinton I can't stand this, Pigeon. I feel like I'm going crazy." I threw out my hands and let them hit my thighs. "You can't stand what?" "If you sleep with him, I don't wanna know about it. I'll go to prison for a long time if I find out he...just don't tell me. - Jamie Mcguire No, Nathan, no." She wrapped his face in her hands. "I just need you--all of you--so much that I'm going crazy. I need your laugh. I need your company. I need you to sleep beside me and I need you to wake when I wake. I need you with everything in me. - Nalini Singh

I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious. - Alex Adams I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. - Joaquin Andujar Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn't get off my nuts for six months. Which is why my policy is now no psychotics, and no freshmen. The freshmen thing is obviously easy to avoid, while the psychotics pose a bit more of a problem. It's not like girls walk around with "I'm crazy" stamped on their chests. - Lauren Barnholdt Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was rebellious by nature. I spent my 20s focusing on my company, Flower Films, and producing movies. Now that I'm almost 30, I would like to try other things in lie. I'm crazy about photography, and I want to take an a...

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane. - Waylon Jennings you may be right, I may be crazy, but it just might be a lunatic you're looking for - Billy Joel

Seethis is the problem. You don't even get where this is going. You can't just ask me to come in, or kiss me, or tell me you want to know what smoking pot feels like. When I'm close to you I feel crazy, okay? When you say my name I feel crazy. It's not...the right thing for you. I don't think I can just...be your friend. - Charlotte Stein

If the others heard me talking out loud they would think that I am crazy. But since I am not, I do not care. - Ernest Hemingway Adne walked over to Connor, stretched up on her tiptoes, and placed a chaste kiss on his lips. "You're a good man after all." She smiled sadly, beginning to turn away, but Connor slid his arms around her waist, lifting her off her feet. The kiss he crushed onto her mouth was anything but chaste and lasted so long that soon we all turned away, blushing. When he finally set her down, his voice was thick. "I give up. I love you, Adne. I am crazy in love with you. - Andrea Cremer I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But is this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane. - Neil Gaiman I thought I wanted a nice, normal life. I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane. - Neil Gaiman George smiles to himself, with entire self-satisfaction. Yes, I am crazy, he thinks. That i...

It feels like the whole world has turned upside down. There aren't any more rules. Hey,' I say to Sam, because if the world's gone crazy, then I guess I can do whatever I want. Guess what? I'm a worker. - Holly Black They knew who I was in Australia in 2006, but not to a great extent. Now, with the momentum of a second World Cup, it has gone crazy. - Timothy F Cahill Bones glanced behind me, with just the barest inclination of his head. I walked away from him, muttering, "Don't worry, you don't need to have Mencheres break out the invisible straitjacket again. I haven't gone crazy. I just didn't understand until now." He still looked like he was debating having Mencheres lay the power whammy on me, so I sat down by Kira in a very deliberate manner, folding my hands in my lap. There. Didn't I look calm and sane? - Jeaniene Frost It is not like I have gone crazy, I just don't want to take any chances. You never know what could happen....

She sometimes thought she was going crazy. Her first thought when she woke up was always how to get him out of her thoughts. And she would keep watch, hoping to see him next door, while plotting ways to never have to see him again. - Sarah Addison Allen I used to believe my father about everything but then I had children myself & now I see how much stuff you make up just to keep yourself from going crazy. - Brian Andreas She'd always believed that people come in two varieties: those who look out the windshield and those who stare in the rearview mirror. She'd(Julie) always been the windshield type: gotta focus on the future, not the past, because that's the only part that's still up for grabs. Mom throws me out? Gotta get some food and find a place to live. Husband dies? Gotta keep working, or I'll end up going crazy. Got some guy stalking me? Gotta figure out a way to stop it. - Nicholas Sparks I think people are turning inward more now cause the world'...

Detach or go crazy. - Alex Adams What is it with science these days? Everyone is so quick to believe in it, in all these new scientific discoveries, new pills for this, new pills for that. Get thinner, grow hair, yada, yada, yada, but when it requires a little faith in something you all go crazy.' He shook his head, 'If miracles had chemical equations then everyone would believe. - Cecelia Ahern Come on, let's go. Crazy people do crazy things. - Paulo Coelho If you focus on sandbagging the beachhead, you can ignore the tsunami that's approaching. Try it any other way and you'll go crazy. - Jodi Picoult Whoever coined the phrase 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder,' was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy. - Toni Aleo You can live your whole life in your brain and not experience what's around you. You go crazy that way. That's why I have to watch myself when I get isolated for too long. - Fiona Apple Every night we all felt grateful to be...

I know, you've been here a year, you think these people are normal. Well, they're not. WE'RE not. I look in the library, I call up books on my desk. Old ones, because they won't let us have anything new, but I've got a pretty good idea what children are, and we're not children. Children can lose sometimes, and nobody cares. Children aren't in armies, they aren't COMMANDERS, they don't rule over forty other kids, it's more than anybody can take and not get crazy. - Orson Scott Card Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. - Kurt Vonnegut I'm not shy about heated debate or passionate discourse, but when people get crazy or rude, that's a buzz kill. There's got to be a better code of conduct, some basic etiquette. - Mos Def Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz - Beck Hansen It does get crazy sometimes, but I've never complained about stopping to give autographs or anything like that. - Jordan Knight I get crazy in a...

Alexia blinked stupidly at the Beta from around the earl's upper arm. Her heart was doing crazy things, and she still could not locate her kneecaps. She took a deep breath and put some serious attention into tracking them down. - Gail Carriger Reading serves as a good escape when you're in the middle of doing crazy things. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Add love, and a person might do something crazy. Add love, and all the lines between right and wrong were bound to disappear. - Jodi Picoult I've never seen you hide from anyone before. He must do something crazy to you. - Sarah Addison Allen I'm worried he's going to... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Evesaid. "Define crazy." Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it intothe machine. - Rachel Caine I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy ." Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine." Dead silence. - Rachel Caine I'm worried he's going to... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole i...

People fight, they get angry, they do drugs, and they do crazy things. - Steven Adler Come on, let's go. Crazy people do crazy things. - Paulo Coelho There are moments when you have to take risk, to do crazy things. - Paulo Coelho George grimaced. Jack is spoiled. Things are hard for him, but he isn't the only one who doesn't have it easy. He gets away with crazy things because he's a changeling and he's different. Jack could behave better, but he stopped trying. He decided that he's worthless and that nothing he could do would make any difference. - Ilona Andrews Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time. - Haruki Murakami I know he was desperate. That makes people do all kinds of crazy things. - Suzanne Collins Alexia blinked stupidly at the Beta from around the earl's upper arm. Her heart was doing crazy things, and she still could not locate her kneecaps. She took a deep breath and put some serious attention into tracking them down....