Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. - Doug Coupland Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov's dog. - Jarod Kintz

We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it? - Cassandra Clare I'm not dating Balthazar. I'm pretend dating him. Which involves some not pretend hand-holding. And maybe some not pretend kissing. But it's all actually pretend, see? I groaned. My explanations were making my head hurt already. - Claudia Gray It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. - Bridget Hall Not dating is a choice, not a failure. - Laurell K Hamilton My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. - Lindsay Lohan

Even if you haven't had the exclusivity conversation, they're still going to be mad if they find out you're dating someone they know and you haven't mentioned it. It's a dating rule." "Well, how am I supposed to know that rule?" "Everyone knows that rule." "I thought you were supposed to be on my side." "I am on your side! - Cassandra Clare But when you started dating someone, you could never be sure what you were getting into. You had to give someone a chance to show you who he really was... and believe him when he did. - Lisa Kleypas I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it. - Shaun Cassidy The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize t...

Online friends networks and dating sites, like the coffeehouse, are responding to the needs of introverts. We can write, not talk. We can get to the good stuff, and we can press delete as needed. - Laurie Helgoe What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don't say about themselves. - Nassim Nicholas Taleb