She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace. - Jennifer L Armentrout My dad told me that no one could ever make it as a writer, that my chances were equivalent to winning the lottery - which was good for me, because I like to have something to prove. - Poppy Z Brite Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it'll ruin your life faster. - Jarod Kintz I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. - Fran Lebowitz You got up off the bathroom floor. That's a start. Now, just stay off the floor. After allaside from winning the lotteryall any of us can ever really hope for is more days spent standing tall than spent in pieces on the f...
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