On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone. - Jodi Picoult When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. - Tim Allen He doesn't look very smart," Diesel said. "He's not even giving me the finger." "Can monkey's do that?" Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. "Cool!" Hal said. - Janet Evanovich Dogs are actually very smart, it's just that they're rather clumsy, but it's this trait that makes humans attracted to them and why I love dogs so much. - Hiromu Arakawa I think the American people are very smart in understanding our country is very trustworthy with nuclear weapons. We've had them from the beginning. But they have also been critical for keeping the world more at peace than it would have been if it hadn't been for the American nuclear umbrella. - Haley Barbour The t...

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato I'm too young, too smart, and too good-looking to die. Yeah, and then some. The world needed him to improve the gene pool. Not to mention, at fourteen he hadn't even had his first date yet. He'd only just, this night, had his first kiss. He should have recognized that alone as a sign that the apocalypse was coming and that his death was imminent.' Nick - Sherrilyn Kenyon We're all getting too smart. Our brains are just getting bigger and bigger, and the world dries up and dies when there's too much thought and not enough heart. - Aimee Bender A teacher is never too smart to learn from his pupils. But while runners differ, basic principles never change. So it's a matter of fitting your current practices to fit the event and the individual. See, what's good for you might not be worth a darn for the next guy. - Bill Bowerman I think the more m...

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. (Washington DC, 12 May, 2008) - George W Bush But smart has to have a depth as well as a length. Some smart brushes over a problem. And some smart grinds exceeding slow, like the mills of God, and it grinds fine, and when it comes up with an answer, it has been tested. - Terry Pratchett Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse. - Wendell Mayes The learnin' mind is the livin' mind... an' any sort o' smart is truesome smart, old smart or new, high smart or low. - David Mitchell

I like having the digital camera on my smart phone, but I also like having a dedicated camera for when I want to take real pictures. - Jeff Bezos Anyone with a smart phone is a potential eyewitness cameraman capturing and transmitting stories at speeds that turn Reuter photos and traditional reporting into, well... yesterday's news. - Harvey Fierstein Our world is moving so fast and we are apt to miss so much of what is happening "right now." If we can put down our smart phones for one moment and be present to what is around us, I believe these incidental meetings and strangers who come into our lives can give us unexpected fortitude, perspective and even wisdom just when we need them the most - if we are just awake, aware and open to these new insights. - Kristin S Kaufman

I think a smart person today realizes that you have to be part of the art films that are done just for the sake of the art. - Halle Berry I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. (Washington DC, 12 May, 2008) - George W Bush Just like when there's a time that a smart person knows enough is enough, there's a time when you know you've got to fight. - Christopher Paul Curtis Anyone who devotes time and attention to what makes people tick, to me, is a smart person. - Ron Silver

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming." Sebastian gave Jace a thoughtful look. "You have a smart mouth. - Cassandra Clare What happened to your love of the long-legged bimbo?" "It was replaced by my love for great tits, great sex and a smart mouth. - Samantha Young There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth. - J K Rowling My world was ordered, calm, and controlled, then you came into my life with your smart mouth, your innocence, your beauty, and your quiet temerity...and everything before you was just dull, empty, mediocre...it was nothing. - James E Rogers Widowhood had done nothing to curb my smart mouth. So much for diplomacy. - Esther Williams

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once. - Bruce Mcculloch

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart. - Alan Alda Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one. - R G Alexander To celebrate our partnership I dressed up like Ranger. Black boots, black jeans, black turtleneck, small silver hoop earrings. He gave me the once-over when I opened the door to him. 'Smart ass,' he said. - Janet Evanovich You know something,Jacob, I'd hate to be as smart as Jonh. I mean he was really, really smart, and to be that smart means you know all the answers, and when you know all the answers there's no room for dreaming. - Melina Marchetta Gee, thanks Dad. I promise to be a good boy and play nice with the other kids.(Kyrian) Smart ass.(Julian) Better than a dumb ass.(Kyrian) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Non of us is as smart as all of us - Kenneth H Blanchard You know, there's something heartsick about parties like this. Look at us. We're all pretending to be smart, as if intelligence were the cur...

I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck." I stared at her. "I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking? - James Patterson I've never progressed very far from my days as a smart aleck in middle school. - Carl Hiaasen [Janco] paused. His eyes held a distant gleam as if seeing into his past. 'My first practice was a shock. I was a cocky smart aleck--' [Opal] 'Was?' [J] 'Be quiet. I'm telling a story here. - Maria V Snyder When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all smart aleck kids, I thought the advice was silly. But as I've grown older, I've realized just how smart Knight was. - Ben Stein I reckon I am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time. - Robert Penn Warren

If you were smart, you'd probably spend more time stretching, he said & I said, If I were really smart, I'd probably spend more time just sitting in the shade drinking lemonade. - Brian Andreas Fortunately, we have a lot of really smart women in the business. - Rosanna Arquette You know something,Jacob, I'd hate to be as smart as Jonh. I mean he was really, really smart, and to be that smart means you know all the answers, and when you know all the answers there's no room for dreaming. - Melina Marchetta I love meeting fans. The people who are fans of my books are really smart and dedicated, because some independent comics are hard to get. I will drive all the way to Pittsburgh or Detroit to put it in their hands. - Brian Michael Bendis I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no la...

Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream. - Chuck Palahniuk It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton I'm so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody. - Jarod Kintz

I know I'm smarter than an armadillo - Lee Child Why do adults think every girl who isn't some overachieving nitwit needs to be reassured about her intelligence? Folks, my self-esteem is just fine, thanks. I may not be school smart, and I may do extremely stupid things sometimes, but I know I'm smart. And I'd give me some serious Vegas odds to kick the ass of Sarah Scholar at life-skills moral combat any day. - Rachel Cohn I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb. - Richard P Feynman I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. - Megan Fox I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. - Jim Goad You know I don't care if the world thinks I'm smart or not. - Joan Jett My therapist told me I need to learn to love myself. It sounds easy enough, but really, how do you just wake up one day and learn that? It feels like so...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves. - James Baldwin Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it's a really stupid move on my part? (Talon) Oh, no, you don't, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he'd seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it'd made him homesick. (Wulf) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Stop a minute and listen. I know I'm asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth and open your ears." "I'm not the one talking." Kyrian snarled at him. "Don't get smart with me." "You want me stupid?" "Nick... - Sherrilyn Kenyon People get smarter. The human brain has a potenti...

I hate to be smart. - Paulo Coelho Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart. - Alan Alda I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. - Aaron Allston This is a business. Be smart. Choose wisely. - John Aniston Those boys got a way about 'em, Jules. They don't fuck around. They see somethin' they want, they get it. They're fuckin' famous for it. A woman don't stand a chance. He seem interested?" "...honestly, there's nothing to worry about. We went our separate ways. I'll be smarter, I'll be more quiet, I'll be --" "Laid, good and simple. Crowe got a look at you, you're his. - Kristen Ashley I did the right thing, right? (Dante) No. The panther woman didn't want you to leave her and now you made her go away. That was just stupid if you ask the Simi. Not that anyone ever does, 'cause if they did, ...