I felt like Winnie the Pooh trying to squeeze into the honey tree. - Jamie Mcguire What day is it?", asked Winnie the Pooh "It's today," squeaked Piglet "My favorite day," said Pooh - A A Milne Mind over matter, will make the Pooh unfatter. - A A Milne

Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned. "Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?" "I don't know, do you think it will answer?" We peered at the bamboo. "I think it looks suspicious," Andrea said. "Maybe there is a heffalump hiding in it." Andrea stared at me. "You know, heffalump? From Pooh Bear?" "Where do you even get this shit? - Ilona Andrews and don't you know that God is Pooh Bear? - Jack Kerouac Hallo, Eeyore." "Same to you, Pooh Bear, and twice on Thursdays," said Eeyore gloomily. Before Pooh could say: 'Why Thursdays?' Christopher Robin began to explain the sad story of Eeyore's lost house. - A A Milne Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh. "Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he. "Why, what's the matter?" "Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing....