If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway There is a sign in the heavens Another light in the darkness A better time is beginning There is a fire star coming I see the mark of the ice bear In the tears of the dragon And you'd better start wishing There is a fire star coming Stay with me, my love...... ....Until the stars have blinked their last Wherever on this earth you walk He will arouse, excite, inspire, My Valentine, my one dark fire....... - Chris D Lacey I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny. - Neil Gaiman Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. - Courtney Allison Moulton He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely. - Adam Young...