Had S E X? Sex, you can say it Charlie! Put your big girl panties on and be a grown up, you certainly can't do it if you can't even say it." Bethany winked "And oh my God, what are you waiting for? It's been over a month. After your five year dry spell, I'd think you'd be ready for some 'wet weather'. - Tamara Hoffa ["All the paths of the Lord are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant."] The original Hebrew word that has been translated "paths" means "well-worn roads' or "wheel tracks," such ruts as wagons make when they go down our green roads in wet weather and sink in up to the axles. God's ways are at times like heavy wagon tracks that cut deep into our souls, yet all of them are merciful. - Charles Spurgeon Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet - Gertrude Stein

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits. - Piers Corbyn As those who have seen Jurassic Park will know, this means a tiny disturbance in one place, can cause a major change in another. A butterfly flapping its wings can cause rain in Central Park, New York. The trouble is, it is not repeatable. The next time the butterfly flaps its wings, a host of other things will be different, which will also influence the weather. That is why weather forecasts are so unreliable. - Stephen Hawking A gray, wrinkled blanket represents the cloudy weather forecast for tomorrow. I'd recommend carrying an umbrella with you the whole daystarting with your morning shower (or bath). - Jarod Kintz I'm not an economist and we all know economists were created to make weather forecasters look good. - Rupert Murdoch Fuck the weather forecasters and their predictions. With magic, he'...

In the spring or warmer weather when the snow thaws in the woods the tracks of winter reappear on slender pedestals and the snow reveals in palimpsest old buried wanderings, struggles, scenes of death. Tales of winter brought to light again like time turned back upon itself. - Cormac Mccarthy I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified! - Danielle Steel

The weather here is windy, balmy, sometimes wet. Desert springtime, with flowers popping up all over the place, trees leafing out, streams gushing down from the mountains. Great time of year for hiking, camping, exploring, sleeping under the new moon and the old stars. At dawn and at evening we hear the coyotes howling with excitement - mating season. And lots of fresh rabbit meat hopping about to feed the young ones with. - Edward Abbey Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it. - Mark Twain If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes. - Mark Twain The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if it did not understand the noble art of turning to every wind. - Heinrich Heine But nowadays everybody's a comedian, even the weather girls and continuity announcers. We laugh at everything. Not intelligently anymore, not with sudden shock, astonishment, or revelation, just ...

Take long walks in stormy weather or through deep snows in the fields and woods, if you would keep your spirits up. Deal with brute nature. Be cold and hungry and weary. - Henry David Thoreau For how would you like to be shut up for a whole month at a time, and possibly more in stormy weather, upon a rock the size of a tennis lawn? - Virginia Woolf Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder. - Jonathan Swift For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands. - Christina G Rossetti

I can say I won a Senior British Open at Turnberry. I think that's the best thing about it, the whole week, was playing this course. It's a challenging, very tough course, under extreme weather. But you know, it's nice to win any event. - Fred Couples The science linking the increased frequency and severity of extreme weather to the climate crisis has matured tremendously in the last couple of years. - Al Gore

When the heavens are obscured to us, and nothing noble or heroic appears, but we are oppressed by imperfection and shortcoming on all hands, we are apt to suck our thumbs and decry our fates. As if nothing were to be done in cloudy weather, or, if heaven were not accessible by the upper road, men would not find out a lower... There are two ways to victory, - to strive bravely, or to yield. How much pain the last will save we have not yet learned. - Henry David Thoreau A gray, wrinkled blanket represents the cloudy weather forecast for tomorrow. I'd recommend carrying an umbrella with you the whole daystarting with your morning shower (or bath). - Jarod Kintz