Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body! - P C Cast These thrill seeker people doing extreme sports...they have a hideous accident, go through agonizing recovery, and then go back to that activity that nearly killed them...that's not facing your fear, that's embracing your stupidity. - Kelli Jae Baeli A beggar's mistake harms no one but the beggar. A king's mistake, however, harms everyo but the king. Too often, the measure of power lies not in the number wh obey your will, but in the number who suffer your stupidity. - R Scott Bakker I'm going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Vik? You ready? (Devyn) Your stupidity is what I live for, Captain. (Vik) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is! - Charles M Schulz You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a ...

Men can be very stupid. We cease to value what we have until it's gone, and only then do we realize the gold we glimpsed in distant hills pales as dross compared to treasure we had in hand. - Ann Aguirre If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow. - Jane Austen Because she's Acheron companion. (Astrid) Ash has a companion? (Zarek) (The demon snorted. She stood up and whispered loudly in Astrid's ear.) Dark-Hunters are cute, but very stupid. (Simi) - Sherrilyn Kenyon Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid. - Lynda Barry Fashion as King is sometimes a very stupid ruler. - E T Bell Fourth Doctor: You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views. - Chris Boucher Sometimes you can be very stupid! - Michael Scott Things were simpler then. And also very, very stupid. - Terry Pratchett The opposite of ...

Allall right," she said, looking dubiously at the chair. "Ium, I need to change, though." "I'll just wait in the hall." He straightened his spine and walked from the room, deciding he was the noblest, most chivalrous, and possibly the most stupid man in all Britain. - Julia Quinn The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers. - Banksy I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals. - George Berkeley I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people o...

Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions. - Douglas Adams If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question. - Ronald Reagan If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions! - Habeeb Akande Simon?" she asked. "I have a stupid question." "What is it?" "Did you sleep with Isabelle?" Simon made a choking sound. Clary swiveled slowly around to look at him. "Are you okay...

You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don't believe in being so rigid about controlling what happens either. - Paul Auster Double-knotted to a bedpost, not that it's any of your business. That boy was always too trusting for his own good. You'd think by now he'd know better. But no. He's got to be stupid. Personally, I'd tie the bitch up, muzzle her, and ride her around the room with spurs on, but no one ever asks my opinion, do they? No. What do I know? I'm only omniscient. (Savitar) - Sherrilyn Kenyon A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless. - Steven Brust Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya Novelists have, on ...

Lives in stories have direction and meaning. Even stupid, meaningless lives, like Lenny's in "Of Mice and Men," Acquire through their places in a story at least the dignity and meaning of being Stupid, Meaningless Lives, the consolation of being exemplars of something. In real life you do not get even that. - Sam Savage

I just had lunch with Slash two days ago. He loves Axl. He holds no grudges towards him. Twenty years of great music wasn't created because of some stupid grudge. That's a shame. - Steven Adler Maybe this is just some stupid romantic South American idea, but I need you to understand-darling, for you, I am even willing to suffer. Whatever pain happens to us in the future, I accept it already, just for the pleasure of being with you now. Let's enjoy this time. It's marvelous. Felipe-Eat, Pray, Love - Elizabeth Gilbert he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something - Woody Allen We have looked for myths that include us in great novels, music, the latest comic book, or even some stupid advertising campaign. We'll look *anywhere* for a mythology that embraces people like ourselves. - Kate Bornstein What could go wrong...Doing some stupid impulsive thing that cause the deat...

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question. - Ronald Reagan made dinner," Helen told him in a flat voice. "Did I do something wrong?" he asked tentatively. "Of course not. Why would you ask that when I just cooked you dinner?" "Because usually when a woman spends hours cooking a complicated meal and then just sits at the table with a pissed off look on her face, that means some guy somewhere did something really stupid," he said still on edge. - Josephine Angelini But many intelligent people have a sort of bug: they think intelligence is an end in itself. They have one idea in mind: to be intelligent, which is really stupid. And when intelligence takes itself for its own goal, it operates very strangely: the proof that it exists is not to be found in the ingenuity or simplicity of what it produces, but in how obscurely it is expressed. - Muriel Barbery Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that...

I'm not going to stay sround to send reapers to kill people who are too scared, or frightened, or JUST PLAIN STUPID to find joy in life. - Kim Harrison Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog? - Karen Marie Moning Simmon pushed his hair out of his eyes, laughing boyishly. You can't argue your way out of this one! She's obviously stupid for you. And you're just plain stupid, so it's a great match. - Patrick Rothfuss

This is just my way of pointing out that we people who leap without looking are not stupid. We know damn well we might be headed for a fall. But we also know that, sometimes, it's the only way out. - Jodi Picoult You and Jace you're not quite normal, are you? I mean, not normal Shadowhunters. There's something special about you both. Like the Seelie Queen said. You were experiments." He smiled at her startled look. "I'm not stupid. I can put these things together. You with your rune powers, and Jace, well...no one could be that annoying without some kind of supernatural assistance. - Cassandra Clare I'm not stupid, I know your heart's involved in this and I've never, not once in all the time you've known me, given you the idea that I won't handle it with care. - Kristen Ashley I'm not stupid. I know exactly what's going on, and I'm not fighting it. If I have to go through this, I will glean from it any small benefit I can re...

Allall right," she said, looking dubiously at the chair. "Ium, I need to change, though." "I'll just wait in the hall." He straightened his spine and walked from the room, deciding he was the noblest, most chivalrous, and possibly the most stupid man in all Britain. - Julia Quinn The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers. - Banksy Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is! - Charles M Schulz I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals. - George Berkeley I have long known that it is part of Go...

It's always the fear of looking stupid that stops you from being awesome. - Kiera Cass It's the fear of looking stupid the keeps you from being awesome. - Kiera Cass There are kids don't want to do something because they're afraid of looking stupid to their peers. There comes a time when they start protecting themselves, instead of extending. I want to make sure that they're always trying to extend themselves. - Mike Krzyzewski I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. - Rob Schneider Occasionally, there arises a writing situation where you see an alternative to what you are doing, a mad, wild gamble of a way for handling something, which may leave you looking stupid, ridiculous or brilliant -you just don't know which. You can play it safe there, too, and proceed along the route you'd mapped out for yourself. Or you can trust your personal demon who delivered t...

Do the elevators work?" I ask Uriah, as quietly as I can. "Sure they do." says Zeke, rolling his eyes, "You think I'm stupid enough not to come here early and turn on the emergency generator?" "Yeah," says Uriah. "I kinda do. - Veronica Roth I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. - Joaquin Andujar Oh! if that is all, I have a very poor opinion of young men who live in Derbyshire; and their intimate friends who live in Hertfordshire are not much better. I am sick of them all. Thank Heaven! I am going tommorow where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable quality, who has neither manner nor sense to recommend him. Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all. - Jane Austen I am going to-morrow where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable quality, who has neither manner nor sense to recommend him. Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, ...

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. "He needs a Band-Aid," I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me. - James Patterson See?" Fezzik pointed then. Far down, at the very bottom of the mountain path, the man in black could be seen running. "Inigo is beaten." Inconceivable!" exploded the Sicilian. Fezzik never dared disagree with the hunchback. "I'm so stupid," Fezzik nodded. "Inigo has not lost to the man in black, he has defeated him. And to prove it he has put on all the man in black's clothes and masks and hoods and boots and gained eighty pounds. - William Goldman

You and Jace you're not quite normal, are you? I mean, not normal Shadowhunters. There's something special about you both. Like the Seelie Queen said. You were experiments." He smiled at her startled look. "I'm not stupid. I can put these things together. You with your rune powers, and Jace, well...no one could be that annoying without some kind of supernatural assistance. - Cassandra Clare I'm not stupid, I know your heart's involved in this and I've never, not once in all the time you've known me, given you the idea that I won't handle it with care. - Kristen Ashley I'm not stupid. I know exactly what's going on, and I'm not fighting it. If I have to go through this, I will glean from it any small benefit I can receive. I will not fight this. Bring it on. Bring on the cure. Bring on the fucking happy. I'm committed. - Emilie Autumn I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicure...

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid. - Joaquin Andujar I couldn't look at her. I'd been jealous and hurt, and I had dragged Liv into the middle of my own broken mess of a life. All because I thought Lena didn't love me anymore. But I was stupid, and I was wrong. Lena loved me so much, she was willing to risk everything to save me. I had given up on Lena, after she had refused to give up on me. I owed her my life. It was as simple as that. - Kami Garcia In 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. I was stupid. I was supposed to be intelligent. I was sensitive and very dumb. - Coco Chanel n 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. ...

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. - Rodney Dangerfield When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice. - Patrick Marber Before, I was so stupid. But, you know, when you have friends who died on the street, you say, okay, let's calm down. It's not the kind of energy I want to have in life. I want to go slower, and longer. - Olivier Martinez I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid. - Anna Nicole Smith

I smile quietly. She is with me all the time. I feel stupid now, for not seeing it sooner. But hey, at least we'll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I am a psychiatrist's wet dream.- Cas Lowood, Anna Dressed in Blood - Kendare Blake With the lights out, This is dangerous. Here we are now, Entertain us. I feel stupid, And contagious. Here we are now. Entertain us. - Kurt Cobain Most of the time I feel stupid, insensitive, mediocre, talentless and vulnerablelike I'm about to cry any secondand wrong. I've found that when that happens, it usually means I'm writing pretty well, pretty deeply, pretty rawly. - Andre Dubus Iii You can hear now. Your inner ear is formed. I shout "I love you" into the bedroom. Then I feel stupid. Then I don't. This is pretty much the story of my life. - Suzanne Finnamore

I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world. You don't care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid ad bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility. - Chuck Palahniuk You don't care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility. - Chuck Palahniuk I am helpless. I am stupid, and all I do is want and need things. My tiny life. My little shit job. My Swedish furniture. I never, no, never told anyone this, but before I met Tyler, I was planning to buy a dog and name it "Entourage." This is how bad your life can get. - Chuck Palahniuk I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer. - Eartha Kitt I thought as much. Miss Murray, though I am a beast, do not think that I am st...

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT - Darynda Jones You can't fix stupid. - R Alan Woods