I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. - George Carlin I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. - Whoopi Goldberg I have so many pet peeves that I can't even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry. - Jarod Kintz It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question." "What was that?" "Do you think we should ask Goatee Guy how to find the caterer?" I smiled at him innocently as his eyebrows pratically met above his nose. "I am never going to share my pet peeves with you again." - Jennifer Rardin Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults were probably at the top of the list. - Maggie Stiefvater One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Fr...

I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. - George Carlin My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan. - Jerry Ferrara I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. - Whoopi Goldberg As you can see, it's More with one o, not two - pet peeve of mine". "More as in give me more". Madison's crush was crearly in full swing - Claudia Gray I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine. - Katie Holmes I have so many pet peeves that I can't even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry. - Jarod Kintz It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question." "What was t...

I'll never go hungry, because I'm a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk in the park didn't work out so well. - Jarod Kintz ...if I become an admitted pet owner, then I have to pay not only a several hundred dollar deposit to the apartment complex, but I'm pretty sure that they also reserve the right to harvest some of my bodily organs... - Weston Locher When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! - Gabrielle Union

Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit me, called me endearing pet names like, "Idiot! Stupid--dirty--moron--" and topped it all off with "Kill you! - Rick Riordan Hell's bells. I don't call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks. - Jim Butcher I love these pet names," she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes, "Nitwit. Sap skull. Termagant. How they make my heart flutter! - Loretta Chase No matter what happens, please remember that I love you, hridaya patni. Promise me that you'll remember." "It's a pet name our father used to call our mother. It means...wife of my heart. - Colleen Houck I have a list of pet names for Cap'n so long that it could fill a phone book (if the phone book is for a town with a population of four). I call him Cap'n Boy, Sweet Boyo, My Little Boy (done in a British acc...

But really, anybody could die any day, whether you were ready or not. It could be your pet fish or your sister or you. Nothing is the same forever. Maybe all the people on Earth are God's little pet fish. God lives such a long time that people's lives probably seem really short to him. He watches them swim for a little while, and then they stop swimming. - Suzanne Lafleur

I want to have a lasting experience of God," I told him. "Sometimes I feel like I understand the divinity of this world, but then I lose it because I get distracted by my petty desires and fears". - Elizabeth Gilbert Rebound guys are the best." "They are?" "They never even think of getting serious, because everyone knows you don't jump into a relationship right after a divorce. They just want to be your welcome wagon when you start having sex again. It's your time to experiment, girl!" "The world is my petri dish," I said, raising my drink. - Lisa Kleypas For this freedom I have given all I had For this darkness I gave my light For this wisdom I have lost my innocence Take my petals And cover me with the night - Emilie Autumn What if he wakes up before you get home and steals you blind? (Wayne) Steals what? My clothes won't fit him and I have nothing of any value. Not unless he likes my Peter, Paul, and Mary collection a...

So you're telling me that right now I'm responsible for Acheron's beloved pet and the favorite sister of the Fates? (Zarek) Tell Fang-boy I'm not a pet. If he doesn't take a nicer tone to me, he's going to be really sorry. (Simi) - Sherrilyn Kenyon I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kids learn their lessons about mortality from watching Grandpa kick? Then at least the dog would be around to comfort them. - Merrill Markoe Later I had to raise the baby rats she ate, and why I thought one creature was my beloved pet while the other creatures were food is still a mystery to me. That was my first clue that love can warp a hierarchy; the whole pyramid got flipped on its head. - Karen Russell