For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. - Dave Barry I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. - Yogi Berra I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. - Lewis Black I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. - James Caan I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly. - Sean Connery I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't w...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. - Ben Hogan I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it. - Jarod Kintz I really enjoy playing 'Tiger Woods' on the Wii, and you can set the levels to easy, medium, or hard, so I think it's definitely a good way for kids to learn the motion of a golf swing if they want to get into the sport. It makes it more fun for them as well. - Rory Mcilroy He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen. - Jack Nicklaus

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes. - Amy Alcott I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever. - Amy Alcott You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you. - Amy Alcott The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots. - Ted Allen A golf course can be a very risky place in the early evening for those who aren't aware o...

this was something you had to work through on you own,Hason said. Besides, I knew you'd do the right thing. Oh, right, I said. I wanted to throw something at him.I reallly did. And if I hadn't? Now Jason brandished sonething he'd been holding behind hes back. It was a golf club. I figured Big Bertha here would drive theen away, he said - Meg Cabot Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe. - Mario Batali Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. - Lou Holtz It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors...

I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean. - Carol Alt I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. - Delta Burke I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it. - Mac Davis I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. - Cameron Diaz He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. - Mickey Mantle Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairw...

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon A golf course can be a very risky place in the early evening for those who aren't aware of the dangers. Who knows when a golf ball might come flying out of nowhere? - Haruki Murakami When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do. - David Duval I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green. - John Gunther Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that. - Eric Heiden My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five m...