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Golf Ball Quotes

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
- Mark Twain

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

A golf course can be a very risky place in the early evening for those who aren't aware of the dangers. Who knows when a golf ball might come flying out of nowhere?
- Haruki Murakami

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.
- David Duval

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.
- Jessica Ennis

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.
- John Gunther

Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.
- Eric Heiden

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
- Greg Norman

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
- Dennis Quaid

Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth!
- Tara Sivec

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
- Lee Trevino

You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.
- Lee Westwood

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
- Tiger Woods

You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours.
- Robin Yount

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