I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humor (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late (when possible). I do not travel much. - J R R Tolkien Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.' Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that. - Douglas Adams Dogbert to Dilbert "My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else? - Scott Adams Their plan had been very simple: to stay together for the rest of their lives. - Cecelia Ahern It's very simple. As you grow, you learn more. If you stayed at t...
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