There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. - Mark Twain I'm really very sorry, but it is not my fault. People are so annoying. All my pianists look exactly like poets, and all my poets look exactly like pianists - Oscar Wilde Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle. - Darby Conley You know how people are always saying your parents are always right? "Follow your parents' advice; they know what's good for you." And you know how no one ever listens to this advice, because even if it's true it's so annoying and condescending that it just make you want to go, like, develop a meth addiction and have unprotected sex with eighty seven thousand anonymous partners? - John Green People have always found me challenging - I don't know why, when I am only being myself. I don't understand why they find me so annoying but they do. It is pity, but that is how it is. - Ian Hamilton Finlay No enemy is ...

If you think I'm annoying and preachy now, you should have known me in grade school. - Dave Eggers I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony. - Anne Lamott

Look, I'm good okay. I'm her..." he stopped dead. The woman at the desk looked up expectantly, "uncle." His voice faded. "Katie certainly has a lot of those, " the annoying person chirped before handing his ID back and pointing to a side door. SHe gave him a different sort of look. This one he recognized. He smiled at her. She was sort of good looking, actually. "You gay like her other uncles?" Jack laughed. "Nope. - Liz Crowe I'm always that annoying person that pulls out the camera in the middle of dinner and starts taking candids. - Maria Sharapova I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life. - Rebecca Sparrow