When I get married, it'll be no secret. - Elvis Presley When I get married,' said Fred, tugging at the collar of his own robes. 'I won't be bothering with any of this nonsense. You can all wear what you like and I'll put a full body-bind curse on mum until it's over. - J K Rowling I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids. - Carrie Underwood When I get married it will be for keeps. - Natalie Wood

Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married. - Shaun Alexander When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against us. - Desi Arnaz I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then. - Delta Burke We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers. - Laura Bush I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children. - Dominic Chianese I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak ...

An unhappily married woman is necessarily a bad cook. - Ann Marie Macdonald Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. - C Northcote Parkinson

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon I've come to the conclusion that I'm not supposed to be married. - Gregg Allman Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life. - Peter Andre I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious. - Francesca Annis Not that I wish to give you any ammunition, but the sad fact of it is-most men are sheep. Where one goes, the rest will follow. And didn't you say you wished to be married?' 'Not to someone who follows you as the lead sheep. - Julia Quinn I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head, there will be no one to make the phone call. But who wants to think about that disaster, I'd prefer not to. - Lauren Bacall On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married. - Scott Bakula GWE...

Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder. - Crystal Gayle If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. - Al Goldstein My dad was an absentee dad, so it was always important to me that I was part of my daughter's life, and she deserved two parents, which is part of the rationale behind us staying married for 30 years. - Samuel L Jackson Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. - P J Orourke

I'm twenty-nine, yes really, I'm from Aspen, Colorado, I'm six feet one, yes really, I've been at Quantico two years, yes I date guys, no I dress like this just because I like it, no I'm not married, no I don't currently have a boyfriend, and no I don't want to have dinner with you tonight. - Lee Child Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. - Tim Allen The evil of the actual disparity in their ages (and Mr. Woodhouse had not married early) was much increased by his constitution and habits; for having been a valetudinarian all his life, without activity of mind or body, he was a much older man in ways than in years; and though everywhere beloved for the friendliness of his heart and his amiable temper, his talents could not have recommended him at any time. - Jane Austen The happiness of a marrie...

So you intend to spend the remainder of your life whoring, drinking, wagering, and being as outrageous as you can manage?" Bram shook himself. He made it a point to be serious as little as possible, and neither did he want to argue with two newly married men about the meruts of being leg-shackled."Please Phin," he said aloud. "I would never think so small. You know my ultimate goal is to lower the standards of morality enough that everything I do becomes acceptable. - Suzanne Enoch I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel. - Sarah Michelle Gellar As a newly married person, as much as I would love for my husband to buy into the 'my way or the highway' philosophy, you realize it's all about compromising and finding some sort of middle ground that everyone can live with. - Gabrielle Union

Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families. - Melissa Bean That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby Love...no such thing. Whatever it is that binds families and married couples together, that's not love. That's stupidity or selfishness or fear. Love doesn't exist. Self interest exists, attachment based on personal gain exists, complaisancy exists. But not love. Love has to be reinvented, that's certain. - Arthur Rimbaud I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them. - Isla Fisher All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good b...

Finn leaped from his horse to greet Enna, and she entwined herself into him, their arms around each other, their faces close. Thoug they did not kiss, Rin thought that the way they looked at each other was even more intimate. 'Let's get married,' Enna was saying with yearning in her voice. 'Please, let's get married right now.' Finn put his face into her neck and whispered something that made her hum. - Shannon Hale I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect... I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be - we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without. - Vanessa Paradis Even when there were good wars to write about, writers such as Jane Austen wrote novels concerning marriage. They usually went like this: 'You're being a real jerk.' 'Sorry about that. I was secretly helping you.' 'Oh, you're wonderful! And you have so much money! You're my...

I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much. - Peter Criss I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles. - Nikki Sixx We're into Nicole Kidmans, rather than the young girl who just got married in a tracksuit. - Bruce Oldfield

I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight. - Anne Heche I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself. - Dan Marino I just want to go to university and have fun - I want to be an ordinary student. I'm only going to university. It's not like I'm getting married - though that's what it feels like sometimes. - Prince William

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut. - Christine Baranski I'm happily married. - Javier Bardem No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. - Shirley Bassey While you're playing yourself out in lonesome dissipation in front of a pinball machine, someone else might be reading through Proust. Still another might be engaged in heavy petting with a girlfriend at a drive-in theater showing of Paths of Courage. The one could well become a writer, witness to the age; the others, a happily married couple. Pinball machines, however, won't lead you anywhere. Just the replay light. Replay, replay, replay.. - Haruki Murakami He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - Victor Borge I write because I want more than one life; I insist on a wider selection. It's greed, plain and simple. When my c...

She looked at me, confused. "He hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Let's just say we were not brought into the loop on that decision." "That's weird. I wasn't brought into the loop with my parents' marriage either." "Really? How old were you?" "Twelve months." She giggled. "I can't imagine why they didn't ask your opinion. - Darynda Jones Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married. - Shaun Alexander Divorce is marital welfare.It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married. - Stephen Colbert Blake ran his hands over Livia's bare shoulders. Tonight, I'll make sure every part of you knows you got married. - Debra Anastasia When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against us...

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst. - Zach Braff I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did. - Leonardo Dicaprio Let me tell you a joke, Rora said. Mujo and his wife, Fata, are in bed. It's late at night. Mujo is falling asleep, and Fata is watching porn: a horny couple, all silicone and tattoos, is sucking and fucking like there is no tomorrow. Mujo says, C'mon, Fata, turn that off, let's go to sleep. And Fata says, Let me just see if these kids are going to get married in the end. - Aleksandar Hemon We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other. - Jarod Kintz I wear my wedding...

I always think it's important to choose your initial theme very carefully because you're going to be married to it for a long time. You might have to generate an hour's worth of music from a very short, little piece of theme. - Anne Dudley Eve, we're going to be married in a few days." The jittering started again, big time. "Yeah." "If he keeps looking at you like that, I'm going to have to hurt him. - J D Robb

I like getting married, but I don't like being married. - Don Adams Dear A & M, I talked to the manager of the Beauty Bar because I definitely saw you guys getting married against a hot pink backdrop, but he doesn't think we can fit more than fifty people inside and I'm thinking three hundred. How would you feel about getting married in the park? It might get cold, but you could ride a horse-drawn carriage to the ceremony. How do you feel about matching wedding crowns? -Isabelle - Cassandra Clare Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp. - Janet Evanovich You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doo...

If I am constantly working, my relationships fail. So at least now I can have enough time to write a happy record. And be in love and be happy. And then I don't know what I'll do. Get married. Have some kids. Plant a nice vegetable patch. - Adele Each time he suggested they get married, she said no. They were too happy, precariously so, and she wanted to guard that bond; she feared that marriage would flatten it into a prosaic partnership. - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie You see, I never knew what I wanted to be -- I still don;t know. All I knew was that I was supposed to get married and have babies just like my mother did and my sisters did. I wanted to do that. I met your father and I was his wife, that is who I was. Then I had my children. And then I was a mother. That's who I was. A wife and a mother but I don't know if I was or if I am of any real value. You and the boys are all grown up, so what I am now? - Cecelia Ahern Dear Alec & Magnus, It's Izzy. Got y...