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Happily Married Quotes

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
- Oscar Wilde

I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
- Christine Baranski

I'm happily married.
- Javier Bardem

No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.
- Shirley Bassey

While you're playing yourself out in lonesome dissipation in front of a pinball machine, someone else might be reading through Proust. Still another might be engaged in heavy petting with a girlfriend at a drive-in theater showing of Paths of Courage. The one could well become a writer, witness to the age; the others, a happily married couple. Pinball machines, however, won't lead you anywhere.
Just the replay light. Replay, replay, replay..
- Haruki Murakami

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge

I write because I want more than one life; I insist on a wider selection. It's greed, plain and simple. When my characters join the circus, I'm joining the circus. Although I'm happily married, I spent a great deal of time mentally living with incompatible husbands.
- Anne Tyler

I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me.
- Geezer Butler

David Shire and I have been happily married for 21 years! We have a 12-year-old son. David is a genius. He writes the most magnificent music and he is a devoted and loving husband and father. I am so blessed!
- Didi Conn

I'm fortunate that the books sell, but even more fortunate to live in Chatham, to be very happily married and to have, on the whole, a fairly clear conscience.
- Bernard Cornwell

I've been happily married to Chris for almost 20 years.
- Jamie Lee Curtis

I was very happily married and never broke my vows.
- Dan Duryea

I don't sleep with happily married men.
- Britt Ekland

Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always thought cooking was part of the package: Step right up, it's Rachel Samstat, she's bright, she's funny and she can cook!
- Nora Ephron

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
- Nick Faldo

You can never be happily married to the one you are not happily in-a-relationship with.
- Olaotan Fawehinmi

I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet men who look like Quasimodo and have Homer Simpson's IQ.
- Jane Green

It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies.
- Tom Hanks

I'm hoping you end up happily married to the man of your dreams and have a hoard of beautiful kids that'll keep you on your toes by turning your neighbours into various types of pond-life." He then shot her his signature grin. "But if it happens to be me, then I wouldn't say no."
(Karl to Elena in The Witching Pen)
- Dianna Hardy

Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
- Charlaine Harris

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
- Barry Humphries

It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart just a litte to know that there wasn't even a chance in fantasyland for the two of them to ever touch.
- Amy Lane

Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
- Nigella Lawson

'Statistically, people who have been happily married and then widowed tend to remarry.
- Nigella Lawson

An unhappily married woman is necessarily a bad cook.
- Ann Marie Macdonald

I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
- Patrick Marber

I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business.
- Erin Moran

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
- George Jean Nathan

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
- Novalis

Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
- C Northcote Parkinson

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.
- Rainbow Rowell

Well, guess what?"
Shanna's excited voice interrupted his thoughts. "They're going to have twins! Isn't that exciting!"
Robby nodded. "Aye. I can barely contain myself."
She gave him a wry look. "You should try to be happy for your friends."
"I am. I'm delighted that everyone but me is happily married and multiplying like bloody rabbits.
- Kerrelyn Sparks

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