I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat. - Kirstie Alley I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. - Chauncey Depew At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks. - E E Cummings Now here was Saeed Saeed, and Biju's admiration for the man confounded him. Fate worked this way. Biju was overcome by the desire to be his friend, because Saeed Saeed wasn't drowning, he was bobbing in the tides. - Kiran Desai I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. - George Orwell I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father." - Will Rogers I...

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. - Kirstie Alley I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child. - Carol Alt I get up between 6:30 and 8 am. I used to make a cup of coffee first thing, but now I have warm water with a bit of lemon juice in it. I've cut down on things as I was getting fat. - Melvin Burgess You know the days when you get the mean reds? Paul Varjak: The mean reds. You mean like the blues? Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat, and maybe it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid, and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling? - Truman Capote The blues are because you're getting fat or maybe it's been raining too long. You're sad, that's all. But the mean reds are horrible...

She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. - Terry Pratchett I sensed immediately that he'd once been overweight. He moved with a fat person's tiptoey apology. - Jennifer Egan I feel self-conscious calling my cat fat in front of a fat person, considering I'm skinny and inconsiderate. - Jarod Kintz I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for. - Kelly Osbourne Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! - Daniel Pinkwater

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face. - Jason Bateman Suddenly the door crashed into the room in a cacophony of shattered, splintered wood, revealing Emil standing in the frame, his small beady eyes fixed on Peter. A satisfied smile split his fat face, his lips peeled away from a mouthful of neglected, black teeth. In his right hand was a half empty bottle of vodka, in his left hand was Elena. - Sean J Quirk