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Im Fat Quotes

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
- Kirstie Alley

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.
- Chauncey Depew

At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
- E E Cummings

Now here was Saeed Saeed, and Biju's admiration for the man confounded him. Fate worked this way. Biju was overcome by the desire to be his friend, because Saeed Saeed wasn't drowning, he was bobbing in the tides.
- Kiran Desai

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.
- George Orwell

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
- Will Rogers

I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious.
- Stephen Fry

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.
- George R R Martin

Divine essence?' I said. 'Hey, I'm Fat Boy, I'll possess a guy and make him eat ten pounds of chocolate in one sitting! Yeah, that's divine, that's fucking deep, that's like...' I couldn't think what that was like. It was like something, though.
- Daryl Gregory

I'd rather be thin than famous
but I'm fat
paste that in your broadway show
- Jack Kerouac

I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches.
- Jen Lancaster

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
- Jack Nicholson

I'm fat...I regard that as healthy. Good food wards off disease. - Dr. Erasmus Darwin
- Charles Sheffield

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
- Kate Smith

Whereas I think: I'm lying here in a haystack... The tiny space I occupy is so infinitesimal in comparison with the rest of space, which I don't occupy and which has no relation to me. And the period of time in which I'm fated to live is so insignificant beside the eternity in which I haven't existed and won't exist... And yet in this atom, this mathematical point, blood is circulating, a brain is working, desiring something... What chaos! What a farce!
- Ivan Turgenev

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