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Playing Golf Quotes

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
- Yogi Berra

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
- Lewis Black

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
- James Caan

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
- Sean Connery

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.
- Cameron Diaz

How can you get tired of playing golf?
- Raymond Floyd

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.
- Kenny G

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.
- Gil Gerard

The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the times he's away from the office are the times he's most valuable to our country.
- Jarod Kintz

To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don't know whether I'd rather actually be playing golf, or sitting on the green composing haikus about the landscaping.
- Jarod Kintz

Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
- Henry Longhurst

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
- James Patrick Murray

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.
- Jack Nicholson

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
- Leslie Nielsen

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
- Shaquille Oneal

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
- Justin Timberlake

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
- Jennifer Wyatt

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
- Henny Youngman

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