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The Most Stupid Quotes

Allall right," she said, looking dubiously at the chair. "Ium, I need to change, though."
"I'll just wait in the hall." He straightened his spine and walked from the room, deciding he was the noblest, most chivalrous, and possibly the most stupid man in all Britain.
- Julia Quinn

The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.
Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side.
It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse.
What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.
- Banksy

I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.
- George Berkeley

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
- Bill Bryson

It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most stupid Creator would go to the trouble of making the human head carry around several pounds of unnecessary gray goo if its only real purpose was, for example, to serve as a delicacy for certain remote tribesmen in unexplored valleys.
- Terry Pratchett

If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.
- David Hilbert

A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.
- David Hume

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