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Weather Forecast Quotes

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- George Carlin

Computer modelling for weather forecasting, and indeed for climate forecasting, has reached its limits.
- Piers Corbyn

As those who have seen Jurassic Park will know, this means a tiny disturbance in one place, can cause a major change in another. A butterfly flapping its wings can cause rain in Central Park, New York. The trouble is, it is not repeatable. The next time the butterfly flaps its wings, a host of other things will be different, which will also influence the weather. That is why weather forecasts are so unreliable.
- Stephen Hawking

A gray, wrinkled blanket represents the cloudy weather forecast for tomorrow. I'd recommend carrying an umbrella with you the whole daystarting with your morning shower (or bath).
- Jarod Kintz

I'm not an economist and we all know economists were created to make weather forecasters look good.
- Rupert Murdoch

Fuck the weather forecasters and their predictions. With magic, he'd just turned their Doppler radar upside down.
Sapphire Phelan (Being Familiar With a Witch)
- Sapphire Phelan

It follows that they never understood Reginald, who came down late to breakfast, and nibbled toast, and said disrespectful things about the universe. The family ate porridge, and believed in everything, even the weather forecast.
- Saki

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?
- Thomas Sowell

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