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About Lying Quotes

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
- Tim Allen

If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie.
- Paul Begala

There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.
- Jeffrey Bernard

The thing about lying is, it is quite exhausting - you have to remember a lot.
- Rupert Everett

When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.
- Jarod Kintz

Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you'd better believe that's the truth.
- Jarod Kintz

Fiction may be about lying on the surface, anyway but fiction is about hiding the truth behind those lies. It's about using those lies to say something true and real. It's about showing the reader something. It's about making them feel.
And how we do that as authors is to put ourselves into our work, and make it mean something to us, so that it will mean something to the reader. That's what we should do. That's our job.
- Stacia Kane

The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them.
It's for their own good.
- Sophie Kinsella

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.
- Max Lerner

I would feel so guilty about lying that I would try to stress myself out and work up a headache so I wouldn't have the guilt of not having a bit of the symptom.
- Justin Long

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