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Fake Boobs Quotes

If you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention
- Paris Hilton

New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It's not their field. It's like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here's what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here's what they don't know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I'd join the Tea Party.
- Bill Maher

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