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Fake Id Quotes

When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs.
- Kurtis Blow

Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot."
Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters."
Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID.
- John Green

You need my help? What for? Bread, cash, a fake identity to help you slip sideways through the cracks? Tell me what you need, tell me why I should help, and I'll see what I can do. In memory of Elphaba. You knew her." Her head titled again, but up, this time, and it was to keep the sudden wetness from spilling into her carefully colored false eyelashes. "You knew my Elphie!
- Gregory Maguire

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.
- Phil Mickelson

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