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What A Joke Quotes

As a kid, Vix had had some warped idea that grownup meant having a job and living on your own. It meant no one could tell you what to eat, or what to wear, or how to behave. It meant that it was okay to have sex with guys. What a joke!
- Judy Blume

He'd assumed that you went to school because you had to learn things, starting off with the easy stuff and moving on to the bigger issues, and once you'd learned them that was it, the way ahead opened up and thereafter life was simple and straightforward. What a joke. The older he got, the more complicated and obscure everything became.
- Mary Lawson

What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal.
- Marie Lu

Once you figure out what a joke everything is, being the comedian's the only thing makes sense.
- Alan Moore

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
- Alan Moore

They all think any minute I'm going to commit suicide. What a joke. The truth of course is the exact opposite: suicide is the only thing that keeps me alive. Whenever everything else fails, all I have to do is consider suicide and in two seconds I'm as cheerful as a nitwit. But if I could not kill myself -- ah then, I would. I can do without nembutal or murder mysteries but not without suicide.
- Walker Percy

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