To My Wife Quotes

And when wind and winter harden
All the loveless land,
It will whisper of the garden,
You will understand.
(excerpt from "To My Wife")
- Oscar Wilde

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
- Julian Barnes

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.
- David Boreanaz

Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens to the walls. I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough it'll make sense. And I want you to teach me to understand what I read.
- Ray Bradbury

Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it.
- Sandra Brown

I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.
- Alex Campbell

The reason why I take my life is because I want to go to my wife and boy. My usefulness in this world is at an end. I can not be satisfied in any business and can not be without their companionship.
- Alex Campbell

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.
- Steve Carell

As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
- Adam Carolla

Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Remal, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission.
- Max Allan Collins

I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons.
- Harry Connick Jr

Post mizztess.... post mistezzes... I can't say the word 'mistresses' which will come as some relief to my wife." Alan Coren on "The News Quiz
- Alan Coren

Please take your time. I want you to kill me slowly so I can write my last
poem to my wife's heart. They laughed, and took from me
only the words dedicated to my wife's heart.
- Mahmoud Darwish

To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything.
- Joseph J Ellis

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.
- Barack Obama

You know that bad people can make great art, don't you?'Said Annie.
'Yes, of course. Some of the people whose art I admire the most are assholes.'
'Dickens wasn't nice to his wife.'
'Dickens didn't make a memoir called I'm Nice to My Wife.
- Nick Hornby

The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.
- Terrence Howard

I can't help but notice that you keep writing love poetry to my wife. Well, you see, I married her, which makes her my wife. You know what you might want to try? Writing some poems about the sunset. The sunset isn't fucking married.
- A J Jacobs

One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, "let's take a driveto the end of our driveway and back" and have that be a two-hour round trip.
- Jarod Kintz

They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can't fake a sneeze. Maybe that's why I like sneezing into my wife's panties so much.
- Jarod Kintz

On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at well over three miles an hour.
- Jarod Kintz

I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
- John Milius

According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied.
- Christopher Monckton

I'm working as hard as I can. Yesterday, I had five different debates. I don't get a half an hour a day to talk to my wife. I don't know how much harder I can work.
- James P Moran

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife.
- J I Packer

Tonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I owe to my wife whose encouragement to put research before all other things has been a great strength to me.
- George Porter

I've been called a spy of Israel since 1996, and since I made my documentary film in 2000 the FBI has investigated me as an agent of Iraq. The FBI has also opened up an investigation into my wife calling her a KGB spy.
- Scott Ritter

And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
- Eric Roberts

I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team, we are impenetrable in that respect.
- Seal

...I had gone into my wife Akemi over and over and in so many ways that the thought alone made my heart begin to race and my entire body began to sweat like summer but in the spring season.
- Sister Souljah

I am here today to again apologize for the personal mistakes I have made and the embarrassment I have caused. I make this apology to my neighbors and my constituents, but I make it particularly to my wife, Huma.
- Anthony Weiner