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Trophy Wife Quotes

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?" (...)
A sigh of longing. "To be honest, I wanted to be ruler of the entire world. Or the ruler's trophy wife.
- Gena Showalter

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.
- John Grisham

While I appear to be happy and giggling, rest assured that inside I am sad. And angry. Like that one timeFeb 14, 1997, at 1:47 pm to be exactwhen John Beaverthief stole my girlfriend. He snatched her from the shelf of my life like she was a trophy wife. But she was no trophy; she was more of a maquette.
- Jarod Kintz

I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I've ever won is a fourth-place ribbon in the fourth grade. I'd treat her well, and I wouldn't let her get too dusty on the shelf.
- Jarod Kintz

I want a trophy wife. I'll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing a gun that shoots love, not bullets.)
- Jarod Kintz

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