They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.
- Willie Aames
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
- Willie Aames
Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.
- Willie Aames
Wish you were with him?'
Volfier frowned sideways. 'I wish we'd won at Ospria, then the choice wouldn't have come up. But then I wish my wife hadn't fucked the baker while I was away in the Union on campaign three years ago. Wishing don't change nothing.'
Shivers grinned, and tapped at his metal eye with a fingernail. 'That there is a fact.
- Joe Abercrombie
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
- Don Adams
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
- Don Adams
I want to see my wife and children every day, I want to see my grass and blossoms and corn... But above all, except the wife and children, I want to see my books.
- John Adams
Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?"
I fought a grin. "It doesn't really work that way."
"Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I'm in your body?"
"No."
"I can pay. I have money."
"How much we talking?
- Darynda Jones
My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever.
- Lee Child
I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That's the truth.
- Danny Aiello
Dor felt a warm, calming feeling when he said those words- she is my wife - because ever since they were children she was like the sky to him , forever around.
- Mitch Albom
My roots are ready, but I'll manage to grow only with the help of
others. Not just you or J. or my wife but people I've never met
- Paulo Coelho
Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.
- Shaun Alexander
My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me - not so much the positive stuff, but the damage.
- Sherman Alexie
Will you do me the honor of being my wife?
- Cassandra Clare
He flushed, the colour dark against his pale skin. 'I mean. Tessa Gray, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?' Jem..
- Cassandra Clare
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.
- Tim Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- Woody Allen
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
- Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen
Then Blake pulled another paper from the envelope: a reservation at a bed and breakfast in Rhinebeck. Blake nuzzled Livia's neck. Now this I know what to do with. You've been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.
- Debra Anastasia
Dear Livia McHugh
I'll be your husband. I'll be nothing but yours for the rest of forever. A single, simple day with you is something I'll refuse to take for granted. You have been the reason my heart beats since the moment I saw you, long before your hands actually had to do the job for me. Sleep in my arms. Wake up by my side. My beautiful love, be my wife and make me the happiest man. And I will never, ever lose count. Love always, Blake Hartt
- Debra Anastasia
I'm making you my wife right now, even if you cry through the whole damn thing.
- Debra Anastasia
I'm here for my brother, Blake."
The nurse glared at Livia. "Family only."
Livia bit her lip.
"This is my wife," Beckett explained smoothly.
- Debra Anastasia
Shhh. It's okay. I'm not that terrible, am I?"
Livia shook her head.
"I'm making you my wife right now, even if you cry through the whole damn thing." Blake switched to wiping her tears.
- Debra Anastasia
Now this I know what to do with. You've been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.
- Debra Anastasia
There isn't a single spot I'll miss tonight, my wife." Blake pulled her against him, tilting her head until he could kiss her again. His fingers and lips made her moan. He placed a hand on her stomach and the other behind her neck. "How many times can I make you come before you can't take it anymore?
- Debra Anastasia
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.
- Trey Anastasio
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
- Anthony Anderson
We have two kids, my wife and myself.
- Thelonious Monk
Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.
- Ilona Andrews
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
- Marc Anthony
Have a working spouse, because you won't earn a living from writing - not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.
- Piers Anthony
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.
- Tom Araya
Ah, Evie," she heard him say softly, "I must have a heart, after all...because right now it aches like the devil."
"Only your heart?" she asked ingenuously, making him laugh.
He lowered her to the bed, his eyes sparkling wickedly. "Also a few other things," he conceded. "And as my wife, it's your duty to ease all my aches.
- Lisa Kleypas
A lack of desire is something I've never experienced. I'd have to
be on my deathbed before I stopped wanting--
no, never mind, I was on my deathbed in
the not-too-distant past, and even then I had the devil's own itch for my wife.
-Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent
- Lisa Kleypas
With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves a better man."
"That's what I said about my wife," Leo remarked. "Which is why I married her before she could find one.
- Lisa Kleypas
I was..sorry that you had been in prison camp.."
"A reassuring sentiment, coming from my wife. Anything else?
- Lisa Kleypas
This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu in the absence of a plan. It broke our heart.
- Dick Armey
We live in grief for having left the womb, for having left the teat, then school, then home. In my case, it was leaving marriages, and the death of my wife.
- William Shatner
My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.
- William Shatner
Layne - "Do you have a gun or do you need me to get you one?"
Colt "My wife was kidnapped and nearly shot in the head, man. I got guns everywhere
- Kristen Ashley
Woulda made a deal with the devil to get my wife and daughter back." He was still whispering and my breath stilled.
"Don't have that chance so nothin' I can do about that. But I darkened your door, baby, and you lit up my life again so I'm not lettin' that go.
- Kristen Ashley
Quiet," he repeated on a growl, "I'm about to fuck my wife and the only words I want her saying when I do it are 'yes', 'Tor', 'my prince', 'baby' and 'oh my God'.
- Kristen Ashley
My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would drop me off, drive six miles, park and wait for me.
- Sean Astin
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
- Christian Bale
I have been right, Basil, haven't I, to take my love out of poetry, and to find my wife in Shakespeare's plays? Lips that Shakespeare taught to speak have whispered their secret in my ear. I have had the arms of Rosalind around me, and kissed Juliet on the mouth.
- Oscar Wilde
And when wind and winter harden
All the loveless land,
It will whisper of the garden,
You will understand.
(excerpt from "To My Wife")
- Oscar Wilde
My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.
- Eric Bana
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you, my kind of successes.
- Cameron Crowe
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
- Julian Barnes
You're seriously not joking?" Sundown
"Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on a beach right now with my wife, son, and daughter, baking in the sun while they frolic and play. Am I? No. I'm here, and I want nothing more than to yank you around with bullshit 'cause this gets me off more than my wife running in a bikini." Zarek
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's best friends with my wife. (Julian)
Gracie? You're married to Gracie? That was you? You're Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's my wife. (Stryker)
Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
- John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
- John Barrymore
I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.
- Mario Batali
My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.
- Mario Batali
My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.
- Stephen Bayley
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
- Rodney Dangerfield
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
- Rodney Dangerfield
my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
- Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
- Jack Benny
Why my wife owned a shotgun, I had no idea. Or ski masks. Neither of us had ever skied. But she didn't explain and I didn't ask. Married life is weird, I felt.
- Haruki Murakami
I'm still not sure I made the right choice when I told my wife about the bakery attack.But then,it might not have been a question of right or wrong. Which is to say that wrong choices can produce right results, and vice versa. I myself have adopted the position that,in fact, we never choose anything at all. Things happen. Or not.
- Haruki Murakami
I walked out of the show business in 1968 because I thought that would be good for the family. It took me some time to decide but I wanted to spend more time with my wife and two daughters who were always beside me. I wanted to do everything I could for them.
- Pete Best
My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
- Buffalo Bill
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
- Jack Black
The majority of information I gave police was about my wife and her family, which is what they wanted.
- Robert Blake
I'm pretty quiet. But I love to play sports. I like playing all sports. I'll act goofy at times around my wife and my son, around my own family. I like to have fun in general.
- Steve Blake
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
- Joseph Bologna
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
- Andrew Jackson
O my love, my wife!
Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.
- William Shakespeare
I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.
- David Boreanaz
My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.
- Tom Bosley
Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens to the walls. I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough it'll make sense. And I want you to teach me to understand what I read.
- Ray Bradbury
You're peculiar, you're aggravating, yet you're easy to forgive. You say you're seventeen?..How odd. How strange. And my wife thirty and yet you seem so much older at times. I can't get over it.
- Ray Bradbury
I introduced Nora as my wife, though that was a lie. Old people, that's what they wanted to hear. If you were married, you were mature, reliable, exactly like them, because in their day men and women didn't just live together--they made a commitment, they had children and went on cruises and built big houses on lakes and filled them with all the precious trinkets and manufactured artifacts they'd collected along the way.
- T C Boyle
I had Eondel teach me," Raoden said. "Back when I was trying to find ways to
prove that my father's laws were foolish. Eondel chose fencing becausehe
thought it would be most useful to me, as a politician. I never figured I'd end up using it to keep my wife from slicing me to pieces.
- Brandon Sanderson
I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.
- Benjamin Bratt
unhappily, my wife is expecting me in connection with a fish
- Bertolt Brecht
I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.
- Rory Bremner
One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated.
- Jeremy Brett
My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that are offered me. I'm in this wonderful position to be able to do that. The reason I do that is because I know what it takes once I engage, what that means for me personally and for my wife.
- Jeff Bridges
Saracen The Knight: There will be a cost.
Saint-Germain: Anything. I will pay anything to get my wife back.
Saracen: Even your immortality?
Saint-Germain: Even that. What's the point in living forever, when it is not with the woman I love?
- Michael Scott
My wife and I came to Canada for the 1994 Commonwealth Games and we really liked the B.C. lifestyle and environment. The following year we applied to become permanent residents. We moved here in 1996 after the Atlanta Olympics.
- Jonathan Brown
Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it.
- Sandra Brown
I've come to understand that arguing with [my wife] about it has never solved anything. So instead of denying it, I've learned to take her hands, look her in the eyes, and respond with those three magic words every woman wants to hear:
You're right, sweetheart.
- Nicholas Sparks
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
- Nicholas Sparks
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
- Nicholas Sparks
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
- Charles Farrar Browne
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
- Charles Farrar Browne
My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.
- Jeb Bush
When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make all of the big decisions and my wife would make all of the little decisions. For fifty years, we have held true to that agreement. I believe that is the reason for the success in our marriage. However, the strange thing is that in fifty years, there hasn't been one big decision.
- Albert Einstein
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
- George Byron
My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like that. She is a completely intertwined partner. She is the other half of me. Also, we're still very much in love with each other. We always have been, we always will be.
- Michael Caine
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
- Michael Caine
I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.
- Alex Campbell
I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.
- Alex Campbell
I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.
- Alex Campbell
The reason why I take my life is because I want to go to my wife and boy. My usefulness in this world is at an end. I can not be satisfied in any business and can not be without their companionship.
- Alex Campbell
My friends all regarded me as a man of unsound mind because I held the view that my wife was with me in spirit always. I have lived with her spirit guiding me every day and she is with me now as I write this letter, and helps me to do as I am now doing.
- Alex Campbell
It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel it.
- Gilbert K Chesterton
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.
- Steve Carell
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
- Adam Carolla
God, I know you're sick of hearing me beg, but this is my woman, my wife. My best friend! No, she's so much more than thatshe's the other half of my heart. I've waited my whole life for herI'd give my life a hundred times to keep her safe! A thousand times! She's every breath I take, every single beat of my heart. I don't think I can live without her now. Not now...Please,
God. Please. Oh God, please...
- Robyn Carr
I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do.
- Jonathan Carroll
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
- Frank Carson
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Jimmy Carter
That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent City, and of how I was trying out a new life there with my wife, and how, in the barber's chair that morning, I had made up my mind to go. I was thinking today about the calm I felt when I closed my eyes and let the barber's fingers move through my hair, the sweetness of those fingers, the hair already starting to grow.
- Raymond Carver
You're like my wife."
"Because I'm not sleeping with you either?
- Richard Castle
My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?
- Emanuel Celler
I was surprised that my wife thought it was a good idea, then again with my agent, another woman, then my editor, another woman - in spite of the fact that all three of them reacted positively I still have this fear.
- Michael Chabon
We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes, but the idea is that at the end of the day, my wife and I realize that we'll always be holding each other's hand. This is a lifelong relationship, and after 12 years she hasn't gotten rid of me yet.
- Kyle Chandler
One way I differ from my character, Coach Taylor, is that I never would have taken this faraway job without my wife's consent.
- Kyle Chandler
I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
- Lou Holtz
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
- Dave Chappelle
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
- Winston Churchill
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill
The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.
- Michael Chiklis
My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn't want to go to by friends. I was coming off a bad injury, but my roommate insisted I get out of the house and be around people. God love our friends; we've been together 20 years now!
- Michael Chiklis
Despite the demands of this job, one of the things my wife and I try to do is to spend time together alone. And one of the things we really enjoy doing together is seeing a good movie.
- Warren Christopher
Annie is my wife, and she will remain wi' me as my wife, subject only to my rule. I will suffer no man to dishonor her or lay hand upon her so long as I live.
- Pamela Clare
My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
- William J Clinton
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
- Brian Clough
As I said, I had no publisher for What a Carve Up! while I was writing it, so all we had to live off was my wife's money and little bits I was picking up for journalism.
- Jonathan Coe
Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Remal, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission.
- Max Allan Collins
Dex: You're my wife. I love you.
Rosarita: Sometimes love isn't enough.
- Jackie Collins
In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there.
- Stephen Collins
When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point--mine wouldn't be.
- Walt Disney Company
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
- Sean Connery
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
- Sean Connery
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
- Harry Connick Jr
I love my wife and I know she loves me. We're best friends. We're just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It's a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that.
- Harry Connick Jr
I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons.
- Harry Connick Jr
I'm not trying to be romantic. I think you can tell when people are trying to be sexy onstage. When I was doing 'All the Way,' I was really thinking about my wife. People don't know my personal experience, but they can tell it's an honest interpretation.
- Harry Connick Jr
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
- Joseph Cook
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
- Alice Cooper
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
- Tommy Cooper
I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife suggested that I get it.
- Pete Coors
Post mizztess.... post mistezzes... I can't say the word 'mistresses' which will come as some relief to my wife." Alan Coren on "The News Quiz
- Alan Coren
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
- Michael Jordan
Hell, your kid is fucking my wife, and your wife is fucking me.
Not that she's any good, Zane said, looking at Georgia, and when she made a little cry of protest, he added, Hell Georgia, even Jell-O moves when you eat it.
- Jennifer Crusie
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
- Tony Curtis
I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw.
- Dick Dale
It's time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will be happy. I just want to do something I'm proud of. It's time for me to change. I could sign with a company for 10 movies and I'm the king of video and so what?
- Jean Claude Van Damme
But I dig myself, and especially if my wife digs me, I dig myself more.
- Johnny Damon
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
- Bobby Darin
Please take your time. I want you to kill me slowly so I can write my last
poem to my wife's heart. They laughed, and took from me
only the words dedicated to my wife's heart.
- Mahmoud Darwish
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
- Chris Daughtry
If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
- Chris Daughtry
The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.
- Sammy Davis Jr
I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.
- Michael Davis
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- Les Dawson
My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected.
- Stockwell Day
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
- Tom Delonge
The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.
- Dom Deluise
My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much.
- Patrick Dempsey
I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.
- Patrick Dempsey
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!
- Patrick Dempsey
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.
- James Denton
My family is involved and my wife Brenda is a great, great writer. She helps me with the writing of everything and also sings with me. I owe a lot to Brenda.
- Rick Derringer
Before I can process what's happening, Deirdre has opened her hands and Linden has taken the ring from her and slipped it onto my finger.
"Rhine Ashby," he says.
"My wife.
- Lauren Destefano
When I need my wife or when I need companionship or someone to talk to, I need it, like, now. So my wife will have to give up whatever she's doing at that moment to tend to my needs. And, in the same way, I would tend to hers. That's not such an easy thing to do.
- Neil Diamond
I'm throwing myself back in because I like being married. I don't want to end this whole fabulous journey alone. I want someone by my side who I love and who loves me. I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very high maintenance.
- Neil Diamond
He says, "Your husband fucked my wife."
We look at each other and this time it's different. Now I know him.
"My husband didn't fuck your wife." My voice is soft. Not amorous, but the tone of a bewildered child. "They had a relationship, then came home and fucked us.
- Eric Jerome Dickey
Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!
- Casper Van Dien
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka
When I get in the car I love my wife and kids more than anything, but I'm not thinking about that side of things. I'm thinking about the car, I'm thinking about the race and I'm thinking about how to make the car faster.
- Scott Dixon
The day I will never forget is the day I married my wife, Tashera. Tashera is so special to my boys and me. Her energy is enough to put anyone on a cloud. Her dedication and care gives me comfort and ease.
- Dmx
My wife's dying upstairs and I can't do anything about it. I look in her face and I see the memories there. I see how I hurt her and how I said the wrong things and how I got angry and how I wasn't the man she hoped I'd be. I see that in her face and I see she's going to die with that. You think I'm not preoccupied?
- Stephen Dobyns
Yes, I don't think I shall ever become Prime Minister. Hard as that is to swallow, I tell you one person who is very happy always to see me say that, and that's my wife.
- Alexander Downer
My wife was on a visit to her aunt's, and for a few days I was a dweller once more in my old quarters at Baker Street.
'Why,' said I, glancing up at my companion, 'that was surely the bell? Who could come tonight? Some friend of yours, perhaps?'
'Except yourself I have none,' he answered. 'I do not encourage visitors.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
- Josh Duhamel
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.
- Jeff Dunham
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
But more than that, I wanted my wife and my family to see how I can actually play this game. They haven't seen me at my best, and I want them to.
- David Duval
I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
- Dale Earnhardt
My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while.
- Clint Eastwood
I am an Egyptian Muslim, educated in Cairo and New York, and now living in Vienna. My wife and I have spent half our lives in the North, half in the South. And we have experienced first hand the unique nature of the human family and the common values we all share.
- Mohamed Elbaradei
Luck is only my lover, not my wife," replied Bahktiaan easily. He drew his saber. "If ever I wed, it will be skill and intelligence."
"Tedious bedfellows," said Sergi.
- Kate Elliott
To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything.
- Joseph J Ellis
Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area.
- Todd English
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
- Joseph Epstein
- Willie Aames
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
- Willie Aames
Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.
- Willie Aames
Wish you were with him?'
Volfier frowned sideways. 'I wish we'd won at Ospria, then the choice wouldn't have come up. But then I wish my wife hadn't fucked the baker while I was away in the Union on campaign three years ago. Wishing don't change nothing.'
Shivers grinned, and tapped at his metal eye with a fingernail. 'That there is a fact.
- Joe Abercrombie
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
- Don Adams
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
- Don Adams
I want to see my wife and children every day, I want to see my grass and blossoms and corn... But above all, except the wife and children, I want to see my books.
- John Adams
Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?"
I fought a grin. "It doesn't really work that way."
"Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I'm in your body?"
"No."
"I can pay. I have money."
"How much we talking?
- Darynda Jones
My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever.
- Lee Child
I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That's the truth.
- Danny Aiello
Dor felt a warm, calming feeling when he said those words- she is my wife - because ever since they were children she was like the sky to him , forever around.
- Mitch Albom
My roots are ready, but I'll manage to grow only with the help of
others. Not just you or J. or my wife but people I've never met
- Paulo Coelho
Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married.
- Shaun Alexander
My wife was the first romantic partner who understood both American and native parts of me - not so much the positive stuff, but the damage.
- Sherman Alexie
Will you do me the honor of being my wife?
- Cassandra Clare
He flushed, the colour dark against his pale skin. 'I mean. Tessa Gray, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?' Jem..
- Cassandra Clare
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.
- Tim Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- Woody Allen
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
- Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen
Then Blake pulled another paper from the envelope: a reservation at a bed and breakfast in Rhinebeck. Blake nuzzled Livia's neck. Now this I know what to do with. You've been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.
- Debra Anastasia
Dear Livia McHugh
I'll be your husband. I'll be nothing but yours for the rest of forever. A single, simple day with you is something I'll refuse to take for granted. You have been the reason my heart beats since the moment I saw you, long before your hands actually had to do the job for me. Sleep in my arms. Wake up by my side. My beautiful love, be my wife and make me the happiest man. And I will never, ever lose count. Love always, Blake Hartt
- Debra Anastasia
I'm making you my wife right now, even if you cry through the whole damn thing.
- Debra Anastasia
I'm here for my brother, Blake."
The nurse glared at Livia. "Family only."
Livia bit her lip.
"This is my wife," Beckett explained smoothly.
- Debra Anastasia
Shhh. It's okay. I'm not that terrible, am I?"
Livia shook her head.
"I'm making you my wife right now, even if you cry through the whole damn thing." Blake switched to wiping her tears.
- Debra Anastasia
Now this I know what to do with. You've been my bride. I promise to spend all night making you my wife.
- Debra Anastasia
There isn't a single spot I'll miss tonight, my wife." Blake pulled her against him, tilting her head until he could kiss her again. His fingers and lips made her moan. He placed a hand on her stomach and the other behind her neck. "How many times can I make you come before you can't take it anymore?
- Debra Anastasia
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.
- Trey Anastasio
My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.
- Anthony Anderson
We have two kids, my wife and myself.
- Thelonious Monk
Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.
- Ilona Andrews
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
- Marc Anthony
Have a working spouse, because you won't earn a living from writing - not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.
- Piers Anthony
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.
- Tom Araya
Ah, Evie," she heard him say softly, "I must have a heart, after all...because right now it aches like the devil."
"Only your heart?" she asked ingenuously, making him laugh.
He lowered her to the bed, his eyes sparkling wickedly. "Also a few other things," he conceded. "And as my wife, it's your duty to ease all my aches.
- Lisa Kleypas
A lack of desire is something I've never experienced. I'd have to
be on my deathbed before I stopped wanting--
no, never mind, I was on my deathbed in
the not-too-distant past, and even then I had the devil's own itch for my wife.
-Sebastian, Lord St. Vincent
- Lisa Kleypas
With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves a better man."
"That's what I said about my wife," Leo remarked. "Which is why I married her before she could find one.
- Lisa Kleypas
I was..sorry that you had been in prison camp.."
"A reassuring sentiment, coming from my wife. Anything else?
- Lisa Kleypas
This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu in the absence of a plan. It broke our heart.
- Dick Armey
We live in grief for having left the womb, for having left the teat, then school, then home. In my case, it was leaving marriages, and the death of my wife.
- William Shatner
My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.
- William Shatner
Layne - "Do you have a gun or do you need me to get you one?"
Colt "My wife was kidnapped and nearly shot in the head, man. I got guns everywhere
- Kristen Ashley
Woulda made a deal with the devil to get my wife and daughter back." He was still whispering and my breath stilled.
"Don't have that chance so nothin' I can do about that. But I darkened your door, baby, and you lit up my life again so I'm not lettin' that go.
- Kristen Ashley
Quiet," he repeated on a growl, "I'm about to fuck my wife and the only words I want her saying when I do it are 'yes', 'Tor', 'my prince', 'baby' and 'oh my God'.
- Kristen Ashley
My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would drop me off, drive six miles, park and wait for me.
- Sean Astin
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
- Christian Bale
I have been right, Basil, haven't I, to take my love out of poetry, and to find my wife in Shakespeare's plays? Lips that Shakespeare taught to speak have whispered their secret in my ear. I have had the arms of Rosalind around me, and kissed Juliet on the mouth.
- Oscar Wilde
And when wind and winter harden
All the loveless land,
It will whisper of the garden,
You will understand.
(excerpt from "To My Wife")
- Oscar Wilde
My wife and I really, really like each other as well as love each other.
- Eric Bana
Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you, my kind of successes.
- Cameron Crowe
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
- Julian Barnes
You're seriously not joking?" Sundown
"Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on a beach right now with my wife, son, and daughter, baking in the sun while they frolic and play. Am I? No. I'm here, and I want nothing more than to yank you around with bullshit 'cause this gets me off more than my wife running in a bikini." Zarek
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's best friends with my wife. (Julian)
Gracie? You're married to Gracie? That was you? You're Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's my wife. (Stryker)
Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
- John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
- John Barrymore
I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.
- Mario Batali
My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.
- Mario Batali
My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.
- Stephen Bayley
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
- Rodney Dangerfield
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
- Rodney Dangerfield
my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
- Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
- Jack Benny
Why my wife owned a shotgun, I had no idea. Or ski masks. Neither of us had ever skied. But she didn't explain and I didn't ask. Married life is weird, I felt.
- Haruki Murakami
I'm still not sure I made the right choice when I told my wife about the bakery attack.But then,it might not have been a question of right or wrong. Which is to say that wrong choices can produce right results, and vice versa. I myself have adopted the position that,in fact, we never choose anything at all. Things happen. Or not.
- Haruki Murakami
I walked out of the show business in 1968 because I thought that would be good for the family. It took me some time to decide but I wanted to spend more time with my wife and two daughters who were always beside me. I wanted to do everything I could for them.
- Pete Best
My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
- Buffalo Bill
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
- Jack Black
The majority of information I gave police was about my wife and her family, which is what they wanted.
- Robert Blake
I'm pretty quiet. But I love to play sports. I like playing all sports. I'll act goofy at times around my wife and my son, around my own family. I like to have fun in general.
- Steve Blake
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
- Joseph Bologna
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
- Andrew Jackson
O my love, my wife!
Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.
- William Shakespeare
I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.
- David Boreanaz
My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.
- Tom Bosley
Nobody listens anymore. I can't talk to the walls because they're yelling at me, I can't talk to my wife; she listens to the walls. I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough it'll make sense. And I want you to teach me to understand what I read.
- Ray Bradbury
You're peculiar, you're aggravating, yet you're easy to forgive. You say you're seventeen?..How odd. How strange. And my wife thirty and yet you seem so much older at times. I can't get over it.
- Ray Bradbury
I introduced Nora as my wife, though that was a lie. Old people, that's what they wanted to hear. If you were married, you were mature, reliable, exactly like them, because in their day men and women didn't just live together--they made a commitment, they had children and went on cruises and built big houses on lakes and filled them with all the precious trinkets and manufactured artifacts they'd collected along the way.
- T C Boyle
I had Eondel teach me," Raoden said. "Back when I was trying to find ways to
prove that my father's laws were foolish. Eondel chose fencing becausehe
thought it would be most useful to me, as a politician. I never figured I'd end up using it to keep my wife from slicing me to pieces.
- Brandon Sanderson
I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.
- Benjamin Bratt
unhappily, my wife is expecting me in connection with a fish
- Bertolt Brecht
I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.
- Rory Bremner
One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated.
- Jeremy Brett
My m.o. as far as choosing projects is I really try not to work. I try to not do the scripts that are offered me. I'm in this wonderful position to be able to do that. The reason I do that is because I know what it takes once I engage, what that means for me personally and for my wife.
- Jeff Bridges
Saracen The Knight: There will be a cost.
Saint-Germain: Anything. I will pay anything to get my wife back.
Saracen: Even your immortality?
Saint-Germain: Even that. What's the point in living forever, when it is not with the woman I love?
- Michael Scott
My wife and I came to Canada for the 1994 Commonwealth Games and we really liked the B.C. lifestyle and environment. The following year we applied to become permanent residents. We moved here in 1996 after the Atlanta Olympics.
- Jonathan Brown
Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it.
- Sandra Brown
I've come to understand that arguing with [my wife] about it has never solved anything. So instead of denying it, I've learned to take her hands, look her in the eyes, and respond with those three magic words every woman wants to hear:
You're right, sweetheart.
- Nicholas Sparks
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
- Nicholas Sparks
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
- Nicholas Sparks
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
- Charles Farrar Browne
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
- Charles Farrar Browne
My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.
- Jeb Bush
When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make all of the big decisions and my wife would make all of the little decisions. For fifty years, we have held true to that agreement. I believe that is the reason for the success in our marriage. However, the strange thing is that in fifty years, there hasn't been one big decision.
- Albert Einstein
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
- George Byron
My wife comes with me on all the movies, but she is not an appendage to a film star or anything like that. She is a completely intertwined partner. She is the other half of me. Also, we're still very much in love with each other. We always have been, we always will be.
- Michael Caine
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
- Michael Caine
I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.
- Alex Campbell
I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.
- Alex Campbell
I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.
- Alex Campbell
The reason why I take my life is because I want to go to my wife and boy. My usefulness in this world is at an end. I can not be satisfied in any business and can not be without their companionship.
- Alex Campbell
My friends all regarded me as a man of unsound mind because I held the view that my wife was with me in spirit always. I have lived with her spirit guiding me every day and she is with me now as I write this letter, and helps me to do as I am now doing.
- Alex Campbell
It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel it.
- Gilbert K Chesterton
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to.
- Steve Carell
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math. If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife's side of the bed at night. If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
- Adam Carolla
God, I know you're sick of hearing me beg, but this is my woman, my wife. My best friend! No, she's so much more than thatshe's the other half of my heart. I've waited my whole life for herI'd give my life a hundred times to keep her safe! A thousand times! She's every breath I take, every single beat of my heart. I don't think I can live without her now. Not now...Please,
God. Please. Oh God, please...
- Robyn Carr
I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do.
- Jonathan Carroll
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
- Frank Carson
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Jimmy Carter
That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent City, and of how I was trying out a new life there with my wife, and how, in the barber's chair that morning, I had made up my mind to go. I was thinking today about the calm I felt when I closed my eyes and let the barber's fingers move through my hair, the sweetness of those fingers, the hair already starting to grow.
- Raymond Carver
You're like my wife."
"Because I'm not sleeping with you either?
- Richard Castle
My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?
- Emanuel Celler
I was surprised that my wife thought it was a good idea, then again with my agent, another woman, then my editor, another woman - in spite of the fact that all three of them reacted positively I still have this fear.
- Michael Chabon
We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes, but the idea is that at the end of the day, my wife and I realize that we'll always be holding each other's hand. This is a lifelong relationship, and after 12 years she hasn't gotten rid of me yet.
- Kyle Chandler
One way I differ from my character, Coach Taylor, is that I never would have taken this faraway job without my wife's consent.
- Kyle Chandler
I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
- Lou Holtz
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
- Dave Chappelle
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
- Winston Churchill
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill
The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.
- Michael Chiklis
My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn't want to go to by friends. I was coming off a bad injury, but my roommate insisted I get out of the house and be around people. God love our friends; we've been together 20 years now!
- Michael Chiklis
Despite the demands of this job, one of the things my wife and I try to do is to spend time together alone. And one of the things we really enjoy doing together is seeing a good movie.
- Warren Christopher
Annie is my wife, and she will remain wi' me as my wife, subject only to my rule. I will suffer no man to dishonor her or lay hand upon her so long as I live.
- Pamela Clare
My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
- William J Clinton
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
- Brian Clough
As I said, I had no publisher for What a Carve Up! while I was writing it, so all we had to live off was my wife's money and little bits I was picking up for journalism.
- Jonathan Coe
Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Remal, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission.
- Max Allan Collins
Dex: You're my wife. I love you.
Rosarita: Sometimes love isn't enough.
- Jackie Collins
In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there.
- Stephen Collins
When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point--mine wouldn't be.
- Walt Disney Company
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
- Sean Connery
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
- Sean Connery
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
- Harry Connick Jr
I love my wife and I know she loves me. We're best friends. We're just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It's a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that.
- Harry Connick Jr
I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons.
- Harry Connick Jr
I'm not trying to be romantic. I think you can tell when people are trying to be sexy onstage. When I was doing 'All the Way,' I was really thinking about my wife. People don't know my personal experience, but they can tell it's an honest interpretation.
- Harry Connick Jr
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
- Joseph Cook
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.
- Alice Cooper
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
- Tommy Cooper
I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife suggested that I get it.
- Pete Coors
Post mizztess.... post mistezzes... I can't say the word 'mistresses' which will come as some relief to my wife." Alan Coren on "The News Quiz
- Alan Coren
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
- Michael Jordan
Hell, your kid is fucking my wife, and your wife is fucking me.
Not that she's any good, Zane said, looking at Georgia, and when she made a little cry of protest, he added, Hell Georgia, even Jell-O moves when you eat it.
- Jennifer Crusie
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
- Tony Curtis
I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw.
- Dick Dale
It's time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will be happy. I just want to do something I'm proud of. It's time for me to change. I could sign with a company for 10 movies and I'm the king of video and so what?
- Jean Claude Van Damme
But I dig myself, and especially if my wife digs me, I dig myself more.
- Johnny Damon
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
- Bobby Darin
Please take your time. I want you to kill me slowly so I can write my last
poem to my wife's heart. They laughed, and took from me
only the words dedicated to my wife's heart.
- Mahmoud Darwish
My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.
- Chris Daughtry
If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
- Chris Daughtry
The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.
- Sammy Davis Jr
I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.
- Michael Davis
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- Les Dawson
My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected.
- Stockwell Day
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
- Tom Delonge
The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.
- Dom Deluise
My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much.
- Patrick Dempsey
I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.
- Patrick Dempsey
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!
- Patrick Dempsey
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.
- James Denton
My family is involved and my wife Brenda is a great, great writer. She helps me with the writing of everything and also sings with me. I owe a lot to Brenda.
- Rick Derringer
Before I can process what's happening, Deirdre has opened her hands and Linden has taken the ring from her and slipped it onto my finger.
"Rhine Ashby," he says.
"My wife.
- Lauren Destefano
When I need my wife or when I need companionship or someone to talk to, I need it, like, now. So my wife will have to give up whatever she's doing at that moment to tend to my needs. And, in the same way, I would tend to hers. That's not such an easy thing to do.
- Neil Diamond
I'm throwing myself back in because I like being married. I don't want to end this whole fabulous journey alone. I want someone by my side who I love and who loves me. I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very high maintenance.
- Neil Diamond
He says, "Your husband fucked my wife."
We look at each other and this time it's different. Now I know him.
"My husband didn't fuck your wife." My voice is soft. Not amorous, but the tone of a bewildered child. "They had a relationship, then came home and fucked us.
- Eric Jerome Dickey
Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!
- Casper Van Dien
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka
When I get in the car I love my wife and kids more than anything, but I'm not thinking about that side of things. I'm thinking about the car, I'm thinking about the race and I'm thinking about how to make the car faster.
- Scott Dixon
The day I will never forget is the day I married my wife, Tashera. Tashera is so special to my boys and me. Her energy is enough to put anyone on a cloud. Her dedication and care gives me comfort and ease.
- Dmx
My wife's dying upstairs and I can't do anything about it. I look in her face and I see the memories there. I see how I hurt her and how I said the wrong things and how I got angry and how I wasn't the man she hoped I'd be. I see that in her face and I see she's going to die with that. You think I'm not preoccupied?
- Stephen Dobyns
Yes, I don't think I shall ever become Prime Minister. Hard as that is to swallow, I tell you one person who is very happy always to see me say that, and that's my wife.
- Alexander Downer
My wife was on a visit to her aunt's, and for a few days I was a dweller once more in my old quarters at Baker Street.
'Why,' said I, glancing up at my companion, 'that was surely the bell? Who could come tonight? Some friend of yours, perhaps?'
'Except yourself I have none,' he answered. 'I do not encourage visitors.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
Should I ever marry, Watson, I should hope to inspire my wife with some feeling which would prevent her from being walked off by a housekeeper when my corpse was lying within a few yards of her.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
- Josh Duhamel
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.
- Jeff Dunham
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
But more than that, I wanted my wife and my family to see how I can actually play this game. They haven't seen me at my best, and I want them to.
- David Duval
I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
- Dale Earnhardt
My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while.
- Clint Eastwood
I am an Egyptian Muslim, educated in Cairo and New York, and now living in Vienna. My wife and I have spent half our lives in the North, half in the South. And we have experienced first hand the unique nature of the human family and the common values we all share.
- Mohamed Elbaradei
Luck is only my lover, not my wife," replied Bahktiaan easily. He drew his saber. "If ever I wed, it will be skill and intelligence."
"Tedious bedfellows," said Sergi.
- Kate Elliott
To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything.
- Joseph J Ellis
Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area.
- Todd English
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
- Joseph Epstein
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