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First Birthday Quotes

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.
- Anthony Burgess

You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
- Jennifer Crusie

I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.
- Jarod Kintz

Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthdaymy first birthday, in fact. That's how they knew I was a boy.
- Jarod Kintz

Aimee saw more of the world before her first birthday than most people do in a lifetime. I just wish I'd been sober for more of it. I was there physically, but not mentally. So I missed things you can never do over again: the first crawl, the first step, the first word.
If I think about it for too long, it breaks my heart.
- Ozzy Osbourne

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