The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
- Darynda Jones
What's so funny?' asked Peone.
'Catholic cops are funny,' said Lester.
'You were listening?'
'Yeah.'
'Yeah? Catholic Indians are funny.'
'There's lots of Catholic Indians.'
'There's lots of Catholic cops.
- Sherman Alexie
Madam Dorothea shot him a dark look. If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
- Cassandra Clare
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
- Cassandra Clare
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
- Judd Apatow
No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
- Rowan Atkinson
What's so funny? (Astrid)
I'm just thinking, here I am a slave who touched a star who then made him a demigod. I have to be the luckiest bastard who ever lived. (Zarek)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
- Holly Black
There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe
- Holly Black
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
- Joseph Bologna
She's as funny as a toothache
- Erma Bombeck
My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience.
- Matthew Bourne
I thought I was funny as a kid.
- Jo Brand
The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.
- Albert Einstein
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
- Bobby Darin
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen Degeneres
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers
Guariglia went to his children, who were playing by the brazier. "Look at them," he said. "I know they may not be as beautiful to you as they are to me..."
"They are," Alessandro interrupted.
"No," Guariglia insisted, "they're not beautiful in that way, but to me, Alessandro, they are all that is good and holy. I didn't know God until I saw them. It's funny, as soon as you lose faith, you have children, and life reawakens.
- Mark Helprin
Maybe nothing's so unfunny as an omen read wrong.
- Michael Herr
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
- Tom Hiddleston
He's not as funny as a mountain, but he is hill-arious.
- Jarod Kintz
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
- Denis Leary
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
- Maya Lin
Milo refreshed Rae's drink and said, Talk to her. You need to get it off your chest." Then Milo turned to me and said, "Why don't you try a more subtle approach."
"I demand you tell me your troubles," I said to my sister.
"You're not as funny as you think you are," Rae replied.
- Lisa Lutz
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
- Aaron Mcgruder
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David Ogilvy
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
- Patton Oswalt
I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. Try to make it as funny, as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it.
- Sam Raimi
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- Joe Rogan
When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot.
- Stephen Root
I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.
Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry.
- Tara Sivec
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
- Calvin Trillin
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
- Chris Tucker
When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, as cool as Frakes, and as funny as Brent. From time to time, one of them would say something to me that made me feel like I'd taken a step in that direction, and it always meant the world to me. I loved it when Brent would joke around with me, because it made me feel like I was the peer I so desperately wanted to be, instead of the clueless teenager I knew I was.
- Wil Wheaton
- Darynda Jones
What's so funny?' asked Peone.
'Catholic cops are funny,' said Lester.
'You were listening?'
'Yeah.'
'Yeah? Catholic Indians are funny.'
'There's lots of Catholic Indians.'
'There's lots of Catholic cops.
- Sherman Alexie
Madam Dorothea shot him a dark look. If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
- Cassandra Clare
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
- Cassandra Clare
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
- Judd Apatow
No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
- Rowan Atkinson
What's so funny? (Astrid)
I'm just thinking, here I am a slave who touched a star who then made him a demigod. I have to be the luckiest bastard who ever lived. (Zarek)
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
- Holly Black
There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe
- Holly Black
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
- Joseph Bologna
She's as funny as a toothache
- Erma Bombeck
My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience.
- Matthew Bourne
I thought I was funny as a kid.
- Jo Brand
The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.
- Albert Einstein
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
- Bobby Darin
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen Degeneres
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers
Guariglia went to his children, who were playing by the brazier. "Look at them," he said. "I know they may not be as beautiful to you as they are to me..."
"They are," Alessandro interrupted.
"No," Guariglia insisted, "they're not beautiful in that way, but to me, Alessandro, they are all that is good and holy. I didn't know God until I saw them. It's funny, as soon as you lose faith, you have children, and life reawakens.
- Mark Helprin
Maybe nothing's so unfunny as an omen read wrong.
- Michael Herr
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
- Tom Hiddleston
He's not as funny as a mountain, but he is hill-arious.
- Jarod Kintz
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
- Denis Leary
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
- Maya Lin
Milo refreshed Rae's drink and said, Talk to her. You need to get it off your chest." Then Milo turned to me and said, "Why don't you try a more subtle approach."
"I demand you tell me your troubles," I said to my sister.
"You're not as funny as you think you are," Rae replied.
- Lisa Lutz
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
- Aaron Mcgruder
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David Ogilvy
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
- Patton Oswalt
I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just try to get into the character, into his or her head. Try to make it as funny, as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it.
- Sam Raimi
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- Joe Rogan
When I worked with Robin Williams, now there is improv! He is just as funny as you think he is. We did at least five or six takes of every scene, improvising every scene differently. He was a riot.
- Stephen Root
I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.
Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry.
- Tara Sivec
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
- Calvin Trillin
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
- Chris Tucker
When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, as cool as Frakes, and as funny as Brent. From time to time, one of them would say something to me that made me feel like I'd taken a step in that direction, and it always meant the world to me. I loved it when Brent would joke around with me, because it made me feel like I was the peer I so desperately wanted to be, instead of the clueless teenager I knew I was.
- Wil Wheaton
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