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Great Comedian Quotes

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
- Jack Black

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
- Larry David

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.
- Leila Josefowicz

It takes many years to be a great comedian.
- Don Rickles

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
- Joe Rogan

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
- Florenz Ziegfeld

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