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Merry Christmas Quotes

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!
- Dave Barry

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
- Peg Bracken

Merry Christmas to all, and y'all sleep tight.
- Po Bronson

She told me if I clean all the ashes out of the grate, then I'll be able to help my sisters get ready for the bal." "It's Christmas, Dashiel. Can't you give that atitude a rest?"
"Merry Christmas, Dad. And thanks for the presents."
"What presents?"
"I'm sorrythose were all from Mom, weren't they?
- Rachel Cohn

every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
- Charles Dickens

Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew. "You don't mean that, I am sure?"
"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? what reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
- Charles Dickens

P.S. What the hell. Why not sign off with the traditional American greeting? "Merry Christmas," Uncle Vasile. "Happy holidays to you."
P.P.S. Really---"counseling"!
- Beth Fantaskey

When did wishing someone a Merry Christmas become politically incorrect?
- Suzanne Woods Fisher

Merry Christmas, Medication for all!
- Lia Habel

A little smile, a word of cheer,
A bit of love from someone near,
A little gift from one held dear,
Best wishes for the coming year.
These make a merry christmas!
- John Greenleaf Whittier

I made a French film called "Merry Christmas" which is a very European film. It's a World War I piece.
- Diane Kruger

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)
- Kinley Macgregor

She mailed me a Merry Christmas-I'm-Breaking-Up-with-You card. I'll read it to you," he said. He cleared his throat. "Dear Marcus. Merry Christmas. I'm breaking up with you. Mia.
- Megan Mccafferty

Happy Christmas" was their version of "Merry Christmas," and a better version, it seemed to him, for making merry was different from making happiness.
- Michael D O Brien

When I reach the end of one row, I continue straight on away from the barn and the farm and the road. I walk until I come to a pile of hay bales and plop myself down. The sun is bright and the air is sharp. In the distance I hear the lowing of cows. It's so peaceful here.
"Merry Christmas, " I whisper to myself. "Merry Christmas, Nate.
- Lisa Ann Sandell

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