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Your Birthday Quotes

Why are you here?"
"'Here' as in your bedroom, or 'here' as in the great, spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking me whether this is all some cosmic coincidence or if there's a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, modern-day reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but-,"
-"I'm going back to bed."
-"I'm here because Hodge reminded me it's your birthday.
- Cassandra Clare

I mean, what is an un-birthday present?"
A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course."
Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.
You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?"
Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.
And how many birthdays have you?"
One.
- Lewis Carroll

There's a gift in your lap and it's beautifully wrapped and it's not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you're alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you're that important.
- Aimee Bender

You know what, Gwen?" he managed, once he'd caught his breath.
-"What?"
"I'm glad you picked me as your birthday present." -Ethan Banks
- Heidi Betts

We've decided that your birthday present will be a car", said Marion.
Danny was touched. "But the thing I can't figure out is, why would I need a new car?"
"You can't very well gate a girl to the movies, Danny," Leslie replied.
"I think you're overlooking the biggest point here," said Danny. "I don't need a CAR so I can date. I need a GIRL.
- Orson Scott Card

Ky gives me three gifts for my birthday. A poem, a kiss and the hopeless, beautiful belief that things might work.
When I open my eyes... I say, "I didn't give you anything for your birthday, i don't even know when it is." And he says, "Don't worry about that" and I say, "What can I do?" and he answers, "Let me believe in this, all of this, and you believe it too."
And I do.
- Ally Condie

When is your birthday?" (...)
Wide silver-gold eyes swung to him. "You don't know?"
"No."
Pouting, she twirled a strand of her hair. "How can you not know?"
"Do you know mine?" he asked.
"Of course I do. It's the day you met me.
- Gena Showalter

So much of love is curiousity, a search inside the other for some little piece of self; emerging from the bear cave of them with your birthday candle and filament of ore: the same as that I'm made of!
- Anna Funder

Some say the world is ending when they cant do something but i say its when your best friend cant come to your birthday cuz she will be in Canada!!!!
- Abraham Lincoln

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
- Sammy Hagar

Odd, isn't it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting that some day...
- Mary Downing Hahn

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
- Paris Hilton

You have no idea what you do to me," he said as he stood. "I could barely keep my hands off you last night, even after seeing what you'd been through this week. Even after knowing how wrecked you were when you told me. And I"m going to spend an eternity in hell for that dream I had about you on your birthday. But if I could call it up again, I'd spend it twice.
- Michelle Hodkin

You are getting a wooden leg for your birthday, and you are going to love it. Incidentally, this means removing your leg below the knee. You'll make lots of friends. You can even attach a bundle of straw at the end, like a broom, and apply to be a janitor.
- Jarod Kintz

For your birthday I'll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author's book, and they'll all be autographed. Now, should I sign the cover, or the inside flap?
- Jarod Kintz

For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It's empty, so you can fill it with whatever you want.
- Jarod Kintz

I know it's not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It's on sale today.
- Jarod Kintz

On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.
- Jarod Kintz

They count that as your birthday -- the day your mother gets up."
"Not the day you were born?"
Not the day you came out. They count the mother getting better as all part of the birth.
- Barbara Kingsolver

hope your birthday is hot hot hot
- Jeff Kinney

For Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped, people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled with a blonde from Beckenham, and then you got old, you couldn't walk and you died.
- Hanif Kureishi

Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work your way out of a wide variety of death traps. Failure to get loose on your own could lead to missing dinner, or worse, being forced to admit that you missed dinner because your baby sister had tied you to the couch. Again.
- Seanan Mcguire

What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.
- Maggie Stiefvater

I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.
- Maggie Stiefvater

I would have told you earlier, but as it was your birthday... What do you give the man who has everything? I thought I'd give you... me."
He puts the keychain down on the bedside table and snuggles in beside me, pulling me into his arms against his chest so that we're spooning.
"It's perfect. Like you.
- James E Rogers

Kissing you is.. I tried so had for so long to deny myself. I tried to do tho right thing. But ever since we kissed on your birthday I knew once i started I'd never be able.. even through we can't.
- Jessica Shirvington

Then I reached down into myself and managed to say, 'you should celebrate, your birthday should be celebrated, because the world's a better place with you in it.' May you continue to pile on the years, but with more pleasure from now on.
- Helen Simpson

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