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Bad Back Quotes

If more designers had bad backs, we would have more good chairs.
- Ralph Caplan

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
- Tommy Cooper

I get up at an unholy hour in the morning my work day is completed by the time the sun rises. I have a slightly bad back which has made an enormous contribution to American literature.
- David Eddings

I'm miserable: that's why I have such a bad back, because I'm endlessly stressing out about my career.
- Rupert Everett

Just about every player on tour has a bad back. It's just one of those games that does mess you up a little bit. You've got to keep looking after it.
- Retief Goosen

I have a bad back partially from playing the drums and singing. I used to have to hold my body in such a position that my spine got out of alignment.
- Don Henley

An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn't have a foursome, but I did sleep with six prosthetic legs (I have a bad back).
- Jarod Kintz

I won't pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I've got a bad back. Plus, I have my own bad habits already.
- Jarod Kintz

I influenced the BG style by not being able to draw perspective. The BG artists developed cool graphic painting styles to make my bad backgrounds look like they were that way on purpose.
- John Kricfalusi

Then I got a bad back injury, and they thought I wasn't going to have any feeling in my legs.
- Lee Majors

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