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Wrong Number Quotes

Sometimes wrong numbers are the right numbers
- Cecelia Ahern

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone he was not.
- Paul Auster

I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even stick a stamp on an envelope straight. And I'm always dialling the wrong number. But I have come up with a few original cocktails that people seem to like.
- Haruki Murakami

Danny, give me the phone." Isobel thrust her hand out for the receiver. "And you can forget the five bucks."
"I was gonna charge you three-fifty anyway," he said, holding the phone just out of reach. "He knew he hadn't dialed the wrong number, so I had to tell him you were on the crapper.
- Kelly Creagh

He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked.
"He got the wrong number," Alex said.
- Anthony Horowitz

The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to find that they've read the last two digits backwards. Everybody does it, but dyslexics have this tendency to a higher degree.
- Bruce Jenner

I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to myself from eight years ago. If they say I have the wrong number I'll tell them, No, right number, wrong time.
- Jarod Kintz

Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn't pick up because I didn't recognize the number, or the legitimacy of the situation.
- Jarod Kintz

I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not to know me, and then claimed I had the wrong number. And sure enough, when I looked at the number I dialed after he hung up, he did have a different number. The amazing part is that without him even telling me his new number, I was still able to call him. I think I'll try again in the middle of the night tonight.
- Jarod Kintz

I'm so lonely, I just need somebody to call meeven if it's a wrong number. I'm also hungry, so maybe that caller could order me a pizza after they hang up on me.
- Jarod Kintz

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- James Thurber

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
- P G Wodehouse

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